Saturday, December 12, 2015

Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin' by Abert King

Now Mama's in the kitchen cookin'
And her children are fast asleep
It's time for Santa Claus
To make his midnight creep 'cause

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'

I know there's something real pretty
Underneath that Christmas tree
But I ain't had no lovin'
And it's wearin' me cause

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'

Now I been trying to fix this old bicycle
Can't seem to find my pliers
Halfway watchin' Mama
For that sleep in her eyes 'cause

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'

I don't want no turkey
Don't care about no cake
I want you to come here Mama
'Fore the children wake 'cause

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'

Now Christmas is for the children
And I want them to be real pleased
But right now Mama it's Christmas Eve
Come make your papa happy please

Santa Claus wants some lovin'
Santa Claus wants some lovin'


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3 comments:

Aaron said...

Man. No shit. This song was written for me. When you have kids romance takes a back seat. Papa needs some lovin. And I will watch the bill Murray Xmas special. But first I have to feed the kids and clean the fuckin house. Again.

Dan Tschirhart said...

Well I, for one, would rather not think about Santa Claus getting busy with anyone.

He brings presents and joy to children everywhere, so I don't think we need to hear the sordid details of his occasional randiness

That's not the information we want

The same goes for the Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy - I don't want to hear about what they do with their leisure time

Plus, if you think about it, the Easter Bunny must be celibate or sterile, because there would be thousands of Easter Bunnies in a months time, if he was on the prowl

Now don't get me wrong, what they do with their off time is up to them, no judgment here

It's just - it took me years to come to the realization Santa wasn't REAL, now you want to explore this side of his life

No thanks, I'm good.

Pirate Aggro said...

The Easter bunny is gay. That has been well established. he and his partner have adopted several abandoned bunnies though. As for the personal lives of famous people I agree. I hate knowing anything about any famous person because it almost always ruins them for me because most famous people don't have two brains to rub together.