If I Had A Hammer by Peter, Paul, And Mary

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land

And I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land

I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land, ooh

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land

I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land, ooh

Well I got a hammer
And I got a bell
And I got a song to sing
All over this land

It's the hammer of Justice
It's the bell of Freedom
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

It's the hammer of Justice
It's the bell of Freedom
It's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

WELL MARY... WITH YOUR BAD BACK YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAMMERING ANYTHING...

Blow My Load by Tyler, The Creator

I don't want you thinking I love you cause I stay
Girl I really like you and happy we got laid
I think about your windows like two times in a day
I'm a pervert with a purpose, like priest who just got saved
Kissing, kissing, I'm on a mission of licking
The holy grail of your body, when you be kissin', Mrs
This is a kid from Africa, you, you are a kitchen
I come quicker than pitches from Sammy Sosa
You hoping I'm joking, but first

[Hook x2:]
I'ma eat your pussy til you tell me you can't take it
Screaming "Stop it," don't you fake it, wanna tape it
Grab my camera
Nine months later with a Tyler baby
But that won't happen til I blow my load

Your pussy tighter than door hinges
I munch you like sandwiches
But not any more cause I'm on tour, so
Look: FaceTime your clit, I will jack off my dick
I go hard, shit
I might need an ice pack on my wrist
Fucking, I'm pumping
You know it's coming, bust in a couple of seconds
I'm sweating, I leave you slump
In the back of my truck, butt naked
Suck it out of me
I leave you with nothing, get it?
This is what you wanted, this is what you came for

[Hook]

You blow me away
With your cherry
(Can't breathe)

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Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake

You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that they would come crashing down, no

You don't have to say what you did,
I already know, I found out from him
Now there's just no chance for you and me,
There'll never be
And don't it make you sad about it

You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone
Girl I refuse,
You must have me confused
With some other guy
The bridges were burned,
Now it's your turn
To cry

Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river

Know that they say
That some things are better left unsaid
It wasn't like you only talked to him and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)

All of these things people told me
Keep messing with my head
(Messing with my head)
Should've picked honesty
Then you may not have blown it

You don't have to say what you did,
(Don't have to say what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know)
Now there's just no chance for you and me,
There'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me all alone
(All alone)
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone
(When you call me on the phone)
Girl I refuse,
You must have me confused
With some other guy
(I'm not like them baby)
The bridges were burned,
And now it's your turn
(It's your turn)
To cry,

So cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river

The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving
The damage is done
So I guess I be leaving

You don't have to say what you did,
(Don't have to say what you did)
I already know, I found out from him
(I already know)
Now there's just no chance for you and me,
There'll never be
(No chance, you and me)
And don't it make you sad about it

Cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river
(You can go on and just)
Cry me a river

Cry me a river
(Baby go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Go on and just)
Cry me a river
(Cause I've already cried)
Cry me a river
(Ain't gonna cry no more)

Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river

Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)

Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry me a river
(Cry me, cry me)

FIRST THEY WERE ALL BENT BECAUSE MR. TIMBERLAKE GRABBED MS. JACKSON'S BOOB DURING THE SUPERBOWL... THEN THEY GOT ALL BENT WHEN TIMBERLAKE DIDNT GRAB ANYTHING THE NEXT TIME AT THE SUPERBOWL... WHATS A MAN TO DO?...