How Long Has This Been Going On? By Sarah Vaughn

'Neath the stars, at bazaars
Often I've had to caress men
Five or ten, dollars then, I'd collect from all those yes-men
Don't be sad, I must add, that they meant no more than chess-men

Darling, can't you see?
'Twas for charity?
Though these lips have made slips, it was never really serious
Who'd have thought, I'd be brought to a state that's so delirious?

I could cry salty tears
Where have I been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now
How long has this been goin' on?

There were chills up my spine
And some thrills I can't define
Listen sweet, I repeat
How long has this been goin' on?

Oh, I feel that I could melt
Into heaven I'm hurled
I know how Columbus felt
Finding another world

Kiss me once, then once more
What a dunce I was before
What a break, for heaven's sake
How long has this been goin' on?

[spoken]
Kiss me twice, once more, thrice, make it four

What a break, for heaven's sake
How long has this been goin' on?

THREE MONTHS, TWO WEEKS, FOUR DAYS, SIX HOURS, TWENTY-THREE MINUTES... SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?

I'm Still Standing by Elton John

You could never know what it's like
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me, I'm a-coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
And I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Once I never could hope to win
You're starting down the road leaving me again
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
And if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now

You know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't you know that I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
And I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah

SO... IF YOU'RE PICKIN' UP THE PIECES OF YOUR LIVE WITHOUT WHOEVER IT IS ON YOUR MIND... WHY ARE YOU SINGING A SONG ABOUT IT? JUST SAYIN'...

Muskrat Love by America

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

OKAAAAYYYY... WELL, TO EACH HIS OWN I SUPPOSE...

Slowly by Son Lux

Please be careful what you say
I may die this way
Be careful how your mouth pulled apart
I can see your lips, I don't wanna feel your heart

Slowly lie to me
Like you do when you tell the truth
Slowly lie to me
Like I need you to do so I can hear you say
Something that sounds right

Slowly lie to me
Like you do when you tell the truth

Please be careful what you say
'Cause if I split in two you will be to blame
'Cause I know nothing better and nothing worse
And how you twist your letters into words

Slowly lie to me
Like you do when you tell the truth
Slowly lie to me
Like I need you to do so I can hear you say
Something that sounds right

Slowly lie to me
Like I need you to do when you tell the truth
And tell me what to believe, and tell me what to deny
And whisper into my ear till everything dark turns bright

Slowly lie to me
Like you do when you tell the truth
Slowly lie to me
Like I need you to do so I can hear you say
Something that sounds right

MAAM... IM JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE CLIP BOARD THAT I DELIVERED YOUR PACKAGE...

I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper

Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Eighteen I just don't know what I want
Eighteen I gotta get away
I gotta get out of this place
I'll go runnin' in outer space oh yeah

I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart took eighteen years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt

'Cause I'm eighteen I get confused every day eighteen I just don't know what to say
Eighteen I gotta get away

Whoa lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I'm in the middle the middle of life
I'm a boy and I'm a man

I'm eighteen and I like it
Yes I like it
Oh I like it love it like it love it
Eighteen eighteen eighteen eighteen and I like it

BACK WHEN ROCK AND ROLL WAS ACTUALLY ROCK AND ROLL TO THE POINT OF SILLYNESS...

Country by Porches

When the air hit my face
And it smelled like the truth
I saw you in the lake
I saw you in the lake

I lay flat on the bed
Really cools me off
Keep it dumb make it soft
Keep it dumb make it soft

Watch the water drip
From my mouth to yours
I like how you take a sip
I like how you take a sip

Can you make it light
Can you do no harm
Break the water with your arms
Break the water with your arms
Break the water with your arms
Break the water with your arms

I REMEMBER NOTHING... AND I REMEMBER EVERYTHING... IN MINUTE DETAIL