Sunday, January 28, 2018

Eat Y'Self Fitter by The Fall

I'm in the furniture trade
Got a new job today
But stick the cretin
On the number-three lathe

Went down the town
To a HM club
The sign had a cross
Through a couple well-dressed
They looked at my coat
They looked at my hair
An Easy Rider coot
Grabbed the edge of my coat
Said: 'You're too smart for here'
I said: 'I'll see the manager'

He was the manager
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter

Analytics have got
My type worked out
Analytics on me
The poison render
I grope about
And when I go out
My mind splits
My eyes doth hurt
The musical chairs
Have been swallowed up
By a cuddly group
Who land and rub off
Hoping that
Whatever it is
Will land and drop off

I met a hero of mine
I shook his hand
Got trapped in the door
Felt a fool, I tell ya

Charmed to meet ya
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter

Became a recluse
And bought a computer
Set it up in the home
Elusive big one
On the screen
Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear
On the screen

Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O

What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter
What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter

The Kevin Ayers scene
South of France
Plush velvet
Aback! Aback!
Aback! Aback!
Levis Fridays
Greek holidays
Barratt heritance X 3

Mit-Dem! X3
Don't wanna be a mit-dem! X4

Pick the fleas mister
Eat y'self fitter
Eat y'self fitter?
Eat y'self fitter

Who tells you what
To tape on your vid. chip
How do you know the progs you miss
Are worse than those you single out?
And what'll you do when the rental's up?
And your bottom rack is full of vids
Of programs you will nay look at
The way they act is, oh, sheer delight
Cardboard copyright
Make it right
Panic in Sudan
Panic in Wardour
Panic in Granadaland
Panic all over
By the wretched timesheeters
Of my delight
One starry night
The powers that be will have to meet
And have no choice but to...

Eat each other
Eat y'self fitter
Eat each other?
Eat y'self fitter

(Eat y'self fitter)

Portly and with good grace
The secret straight-back ogre entered
His brain aflame
With all the dreams
It had conjured X4

Mit-dem
Don't wanna be a mid-dem X4

The centimeter square
Eat y'self fitter
Said it purged fear
Eat y'self fitter

MARK E. SMITH, PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE IN THE VEIGN OF SID. THE WORLD IS A SADDER LESS ANGRY PLACE WITHOUT YOU.

Monday, January 22, 2018

Colonizer by Tune-Yards

I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I comb my white woman's hair with a comb made especially generally for me
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories, stories

Colonizer
Colonizer
C-c-c-c-c-c-colonizer
C-c-c-c-c-c-colonizer

I use my white woman's voice to interpret my troubles with African men
I turn on my white woman's voice to contextualize acts with my white women friends
I cry my white woman tears carving grooves in my cheeks to display what I meant
I smell the blood in my voice, I smell the blood in my voice
Especially the blood in my voice, especially the blood in my voice

I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I comb my white woman's hair with a comb made especially generally for me
I smell the blood in my voice, especially the blood in my voice, especially the

I can feel you creep into my private life

I USE MY WHITE MANS VOICE TO TAP DANCE






Wednesday, January 17, 2018

I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong
Playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter, he said, 'cause it's all the same
He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
And next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me
Next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
Next we're moving on, he was with me, yeah me
And we'll be moving on and singing that same old song, yeah with me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

THIS SONG AND MS. JETT AROUSED MY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD HEART AND SOUL. I REMEMBER WAITING FOR HOURS FOR THE VIDEO TO PLAY ON MTV.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

You'll Be Back by King George

You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…

You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!

HIS PEE WAS PURLE. NO JOKE. LOOK IT UP.

Saturday, January 06, 2018

Popular by Nada Surf

Three important rules for breaking up:
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straightforward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends!

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks!
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating!
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again!
I'm sure he'll like it!
Everyone will appreciate it!
You're so novel, what a good idea!
You can keep you time to your self!
You don't need date insurance!
You can go out with whoever you want to!
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours!
If you'll just listen to my plan:
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm a teachers pet
I make football bets

WELL GIRLS ARE USUALLY CHICKEN SHIT ABOUT BREAKING UP... IN FACT WITH SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED WE GOT BACK FROM A TRIP TOGETHER AND SHE JUST DISSAPPEARED AT THE AIRPORT... A MONTH LATER SHE CALLED AND ASKED IF WE COULD BE FRIENDS... I SAID SURE AS LONG AS YOU NEVER CALL ME AGAIN... I GUESS WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE NEVER DID... TWO MONTHS LATER SHE WAS MARRIED TO A DUDE SHE HAD JUST MET... NO JOKE... I GUESS I WAS PRETTY LAME WHEN I DROP KICKED JULIE... BUT JESUS... AT LEAST I SAID SOMETHING...

Saturday, December 23, 2017

New York Fairy Tale by The Pogues

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on the corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells are ringing
Out for Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead
On a drip in that bed

You scumbag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells are ringing
Out for Christmas day

I could have been someone
Well, so could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells are ringing
Out for Christmas day

Merry Christmas

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Leif Erikson by Interpol

She says It helps with the lights out
Her rabid glow is like braille to the night.
She swears I'm a slave to the details
But if your life is such a big joke, why should I care?

The clock is set for nine but you know you're gonna make it eight.
So that you two can take some time, teach each other to reciprocate.

She feels that my sentimental side should be held with kid gloves
But she doesn't know that I left my urge in the icebox
She swears I'm just prey to the female,
Well then hook me up and throw me, baby cakes, cuz I like to get hooked.

The clock is set for nine but you know you're gonna make it eight.
All the people that you've loved they're all bound to leave some keepsakes.
I've been swinging all the time, think it's time to learn your way.
I picture you and me together in the jungle it will be ok.

I'll bring you when my lifeboat sails through the night
That is supposing you don't sleep tonight

It's like learning a new language
Helps me catch up on my mime
If you don't bring up those lonely parts
This could be a good time
You come here to me.
We'll collect those lonely parts and set them down
You come here to me...

She says brief things, her love's a pony
My love's subliminal

JUST FOR MATEO... THE LYRICS IN SPANISH... AND I KNOW YOURE NOT FROM MEXICO... YOU ARE FROM HONDURAS... AND YES THERE IS HONOR IN WORK...

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Light from Next to Normal

Natalie:
We need some light.
First of all, we need some light.
You can't sit here in the dark.
And all alone, it's a sorry sight.
It's just you and me.
We'll live, you'll see.

Dan:
Night after night,
We'd sit and wait for the morning light.
But we've waited far too long,
For all that's wrong to be made right.

Diana:
Day after day,
Wishing all our cares away.
Trying to fight the things we feel,
But some hurts never heal.
Some ghost are never gone,
But we go on,
We still go on.

And you find some way to survive
And you find out you don't have to be happy at all,
To be happy you're alive.

Natalie:
Day after day,
Give me clouds, and rain and gray.
Give me pain, if that's what's real.

Henry and Natalie:
It's the price we pay to feel.

Dan and Diana:
The price of love is loss,

Dan:
But still we pay.

Dan and Henry:
We love anyway.

Gabe:
And when the night has finally gone.
And when we see the new day dawn.
We'll wonder how we wandered for so long, so blind.
The wasted world we thought we knew,
The light will make it look brand new.
So

All:
Let it
Let it
Let it
Let it
Let it
Shine, shine, shine.

Day after day (day after day),
We'll find the will to find our way.
Knowing that the darkest skies will someday see the sun.

Dan:
When our long night is done,

Dan and Natalie:
There will be light.

Diana:
(There will be light.
There will be light.)

All:
There will be light.
When we open up our light.
Sons and daughters, husbands, wives.
Can fight that fight.
There will be light.
There will be light.
There will be light.
There will be light.

FOR MY FRIEND THE GREAT MS. LAKE...

Friday, December 15, 2017

A Girl Like You by The Smithereens

I used to travel in the shadows
And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste
There's too much to lose
Girl, you say anything at all, and you know that you can call
And I'll be right there for you
First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake
What else can you do

I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you
A girl like you

People talk and people stare
Tell them I don't really care
This is the place I should be
And if they think it's really strange
For a girl like you to be in love with someone like me
I wanna tell them all to go to hell
That we're doing very well without them you see
That's just the way it is and they will see
I am yours and you are mine the way it should be

I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you

A girl like you
A girl like you
A girl like you

Now if I seem a little wild
There's no holding back
I'm trying to get a message to you
I won't take anything from anyone
I won't walk and I won't run, I believe in you
London, Washington, anywhere you are I'll run
Together we'll be
Inside, outside, got my pride
I won't let him take you from me

I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you

A girl like you
A girl like you
A girl like you
A girl like you
A girl like you

I'll say anything
I'll take anything
I'll say anything
Almost anything except goodbye

I'll say anything
I'll take anything
I'll say anything
Almost anything except goodbye

WELL, APPARENTLY OUR GENERATION WILL HAVE NO ROCKERS THAT WILL LIVE ON IN SELF MUMMIFIED FORM LIKE KEITH RICHARDS... RIP PAT... GO BLOW HEAVEN TO... WELL SMITHEREENS...

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

It Ain't Necessarily So by Bill Murray

It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The things that you're liable
To read in the Bible,
It ain't necessarily so.

Now david was small but oh my
Little david was small but oh my
He fought big goliath
Who lay down and dieth
David was small but oh my.

To get into heaven, don't snap for a second
Live clean forget your faults
I take the gospel whenever it's possible
But with a grain of salt

Oh jonah he lived in a whale
Oh jonah he lived in a whale
He made his home in
That fishes abdomen
Oh jonah he lived in a whale

To get into heaven, don't snap for a seven
Live clean forget your faults
I take gospel whenever it's possible
But with a grain of salt

Methuselah lived 900 years
Methuselah lived 900 years
Who calls that livin'
When no gal will give in
To no man what's 900 years

It ain't necessarily so
It ain't necessarily so
The things that you're liable
To read in the Bible,
It ain't necessarily so.

Ain't necessarily so
Ain't necessarily so
Ain't necessarily so

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

On Tuesday by Men Without Hats

On tuesday, you came in from the storm.
On tuesday, you came and made me warm,
On tuesday.

On tuesday, you made me fly, much higher than before
On tuesday, you made me cry, and made me smile for more
Cause, love is something I adore
On tuesday.

On tuesday, you saved my life, I was nothing but a wall
On tuesday you made me high, I was flying on the floor
Cause, love is something I adore
On tuesday.

It was only make believe, then along came tuesday
Changed everything, on tuesday

On tuesday, you wave goodby, you step into the storm
On tuesday, you save my life, a smile will keep me warm
On tuesday, you made me cry, like a child being born
On tuesday, you made me high, I'll be flying ever more
Cause, love is something I adore
on tuesday

It was only make believe.
Then along came tuesday
Changed everything

On Tuesday.....

HERE IS A SONG TO CELEBRATE THIS MONUMENTAL DAY OF THE WEEK

Saturday, December 02, 2017

Time to Pretend by MGMT

I'm feeling rough I'm feeling raw I'm in the prime of my life
Let's make some music make some money find some models for wives
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars

This is our decision to live fast and die young
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun
Yeah it's overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute?

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We were fated to pretend, to pretend
We were fated to pretend, to pretend

I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone

But there is really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten. Life can always start up anew
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run its course

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend, to pretend
We were fated to pretend, to pretend

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

YOU CAN'T REALLY DUST FOR VOMIT.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Uma Therman by Fallout Boy

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

The stench, the stench of summer sex
And CK eternity, oh, hell, yes
Divide me down to the smallest I can be
Put your, put your v-v-venom in me

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb
Is worth two lions, but here I am
And I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams
But they’re not quite what they seem

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

You’ll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turned the tide
You’ll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turned the tide

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FIND A GIRL WHO LOOKED LIKE UMA... SAD... THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Night Song by The Lemon Twigs

I think I went a little nuts
At the grocery store
I walked through every aisle
And threw things on the floor
Floor

Well I see that she is trying to get to me
Well I found that she's a liar, liar
God help me turn the light off
It's in my eyes
And turn on the song that's for the nighttime baby

Put on the night song baby
Put it on
Nothing lasts
Forever
Put on the night song baby
Turn it on
Nothing lasts
Forever

I took my short legged woman
To the dance last night
We watched the highway patrol
Well I see that she is trying to get to me
Well I found that she's a liar, liar
God help me turn the light off
It burns my hands
And put on the soul that's for the nighttime baby

Turn on the night song baby
Turn it on
Now, nothing lasts
Forever
Turn on the night song baby
Turn it on (Woah-oh-oh)
Nothing lasts
Forever

Put on the night, on the night song

We are the party police
Put your hands up
Put on the night song
Do the robot, do the other dances
And put on the night song
Cause we're the party police
Freeze!

UM... WTF? OKAY... UH.... WTF?

Monday, November 27, 2017

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life,
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow,
Forget about your sin,
give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.
So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece o' sh*t,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go,
Remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on, Brian cheer up,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Worse things happen at sea, you know,
Always look on the bright side of life,
I mean, what do you have to lose?
You come from nothing,
You go back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life.

WOW... I BET THE CATHOLICS HAD A KANIPTION ABOUT THIS ONE... I MEAN THEY LOST THEIR SHIT OVER 'LAST TEMPTATION' AND THAT WAS AT LEAST A RESPECTFUL PORTRAYAL... AT ANY RATE THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO DAN

Saturday, November 25, 2017

That Old Feeling by Chet Baker

I saw you last night and got that old feeling
When you came in sight, I got that old feeling
The moment that you danced by, I felt a thrill
And when you caught my eye, my heart stood still

Once again I seemed to feel that old yearning
And I knew the spark of love was still burning
There'll be no new romance for me, it's foolish to start
For that old feeling is still in my heart

There'll be no new romance for me, it's foolish to start
For that old feeling is still in my heart

MAYBE YOU ARE MISTAKING CONSTIPATION AS THAT OLD FEELING


Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Deadly Valentine by Charlotte Gainsbourg

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have to play organs or play the harp, fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

Damn
Can't even remember my name
You are my kingdom and my own shadow
You are my fuel and hurricane
Pictures that have gently left me holy
Somewhere a face that I can't find
You are my deadly valentine

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part

EVERONE SHOULD RUN AROUND.... RUN AROUND GODDAMNIT!!! RUN AROUND....

Sunday, November 19, 2017

You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

I'm working double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause it's just another course
Made a meal outta me
And come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
Cause the walls were shaking the earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it

And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Knocked me out I said you
Shook me all night long
You had me shaking and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
When you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
You shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you shook me all night long
You really got me and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Yeah you shook me
All night long

I ONCE DANCED TO THIS SONG WITH A BUTT UGLY GIRL... RIP MALCOM...

Friday, November 17, 2017

Dream Baby by Roy Orbison

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the whole day through
Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the night-time too
I love you and I'm dreaming of you, that won't do
Dream baby, make me stop my dreaming, you can make my dreams come true

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the whole day through
Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the night-time too
I love you and I'm dreaming of you, that won't do
Dream baby, make me stop my dreaming, you can make my dreams come true

Oh sweet dream baby
Yeah sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby

MABYE YOU HAVE NARCALEPSY... YOU SHOULD GET THAT LOOKED AT...

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

The Sound of Failure by The Flaming Lips

She's starting to live her life
From the inside out
The sound of failure calls her name
She's decided to hear it out

So go tell Britney and go tell Gwen
She's not tryin' to go against all them
'Cause she's too scared and she, she can't pretend
To understand where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let them go on
Let them go on

Standing there in the graveyard
While the moon sprays its fireworks in your hair
The sound of failure calls her name
She's decided to hear it out

So go tell Britney and go tell Gwen
She's not tryin' to go against all them
'Cause she's too scared and she, she can't pretend
To understand where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let them go on
Let them go on

Where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let it go on
Let it go on
Where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let it go on
Let it go on

She doesn't know where it will take her
And she's going into the unknown

WELL SHIT... WE TIED THE MOST CONSECUTIVE POSTS... BUT DID NOT BREAK IT... A JACKASS LULLED ME INTO SLEEP WITH TALK OF VINAL FENCES AND CONCRETE WALLS, AND BASEMENT WINDOWS, AND WOMEN BRINGING THE HAMMER DOWN BECAUSE OF INDICISION... WE FAILED...