Thursday, November 30, 2017

Uma Therman by Fallout Boy

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

The stench, the stench of summer sex
And CK eternity, oh, hell, yes
Divide me down to the smallest I can be
Put your, put your v-v-venom in me

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

The blood, the blood, the blood of the lamb
Is worth two lions, but here I am
And I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams
But they’re not quite what they seem

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

You’ll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turned the tide
You’ll find your way
And may death find you alive
Take me down the line
In Gem City we turned the tide

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
Bury me 'til I confess
She wants to dance like Uma Thurman
And I can’t get you out of my head

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

I can move mountains
I can work a miracle, work a miracle
I'll keep you like an oath
"May nothing but death do us part..."

THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FIND A GIRL WHO LOOKED LIKE UMA... SAD... THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY.

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Night Song by The Lemon Twigs

I think I went a little nuts
At the grocery store
I walked through every aisle
And threw things on the floor
Floor

Well I see that she is trying to get to me
Well I found that she's a liar, liar
God help me turn the light off
It's in my eyes
And turn on the song that's for the nighttime baby

Put on the night song baby
Put it on
Nothing lasts
Forever
Put on the night song baby
Turn it on
Nothing lasts
Forever

I took my short legged woman
To the dance last night
We watched the highway patrol
Well I see that she is trying to get to me
Well I found that she's a liar, liar
God help me turn the light off
It burns my hands
And put on the soul that's for the nighttime baby

Turn on the night song baby
Turn it on
Now, nothing lasts
Forever
Turn on the night song baby
Turn it on (Woah-oh-oh)
Nothing lasts
Forever

Put on the night, on the night song

We are the party police
Put your hands up
Put on the night song
Do the robot, do the other dances
And put on the night song
Cause we're the party police
Freeze!

UM... WTF? OKAY... UH.... WTF?

Monday, November 27, 2017

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life,
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow,
Forget about your sin,
give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.
So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece o' sh*t,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go,
Remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on, Brian cheer up,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Worse things happen at sea, you know,
Always look on the bright side of life,
I mean, what do you have to lose?
You come from nothing,
You go back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life.

WOW... I BET THE CATHOLICS HAD A KANIPTION ABOUT THIS ONE... I MEAN THEY LOST THEIR SHIT OVER 'LAST TEMPTATION' AND THAT WAS AT LEAST A RESPECTFUL PORTRAYAL... AT ANY RATE THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO DAN

Saturday, November 25, 2017

That Old Feeling by Chet Baker

I saw you last night and got that old feeling
When you came in sight, I got that old feeling
The moment that you danced by, I felt a thrill
And when you caught my eye, my heart stood still

Once again I seemed to feel that old yearning
And I knew the spark of love was still burning
There'll be no new romance for me, it's foolish to start
For that old feeling is still in my heart

There'll be no new romance for me, it's foolish to start
For that old feeling is still in my heart

MAYBE YOU ARE MISTAKING CONSTIPATION AS THAT OLD FEELING


Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Deadly Valentine by Charlotte Gainsbourg

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have to play organs or play the harp, fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
(From this day forward until death do us part)
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part
(From this day forward until death do us part)

Damn
Can't even remember my name
You are my kingdom and my own shadow
You are my fuel and hurricane
Pictures that have gently left me holy
Somewhere a face that I can't find
You are my deadly valentine

With this ring I thee wed with all my body, could tie the end down
To love and to cherish, according to God's holy ordinance
You have declared your consent, may the Lord fill you both with blessings
From this day forward, for better, for worse, until death do us part

EVERONE SHOULD RUN AROUND.... RUN AROUND GODDAMNIT!!! RUN AROUND....

Sunday, November 19, 2017

You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

I'm working double time on the seduction line
She's one of a kind she's just mine all mine
Wanted no applause it's just another course
Made a meal outta me
And come back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
Cause the walls were shaking the earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it

And you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
Knocked me out I said you
Shook me all night long
You had me shaking and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
When you took me

You really took me and you
Shook me all night long
You shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you shook me all night long
You really got me and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me
Yeah you shook me
All night long

I ONCE DANCED TO THIS SONG WITH A BUTT UGLY GIRL... RIP MALCOM...

Friday, November 17, 2017

Dream Baby by Roy Orbison

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the whole day through
Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the night-time too
I love you and I'm dreaming of you, that won't do
Dream baby, make me stop my dreaming, you can make my dreams come true

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the whole day through
Dream baby got me dreaming sweet dreams, the night-time too
I love you and I'm dreaming of you, that won't do
Dream baby, make me stop my dreaming, you can make my dreams come true

Oh sweet dream baby
Yeah sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
How long must I dream?

Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby
Sweet dream baby

MABYE YOU HAVE NARCALEPSY... YOU SHOULD GET THAT LOOKED AT...

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

The Sound of Failure by The Flaming Lips

She's starting to live her life
From the inside out
The sound of failure calls her name
She's decided to hear it out

So go tell Britney and go tell Gwen
She's not tryin' to go against all them
'Cause she's too scared and she, she can't pretend
To understand where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let them go on
Let them go on

Standing there in the graveyard
While the moon sprays its fireworks in your hair
The sound of failure calls her name
She's decided to hear it out

So go tell Britney and go tell Gwen
She's not tryin' to go against all them
'Cause she's too scared and she, she can't pretend
To understand where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let them go on
Let them go on

Where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let it go on
Let it go on
Where it begins or ends
Or what it means to be dead
It's just a sound going through your head
Let it go on
Let it go on

She doesn't know where it will take her
And she's going into the unknown

WELL SHIT... WE TIED THE MOST CONSECUTIVE POSTS... BUT DID NOT BREAK IT... A JACKASS LULLED ME INTO SLEEP WITH TALK OF VINAL FENCES AND CONCRETE WALLS, AND BASEMENT WINDOWS, AND WOMEN BRINGING THE HAMMER DOWN BECAUSE OF INDICISION... WE FAILED...

Monday, November 13, 2017

Ignition by R. Kelly

Now, um, usually I don't do this but uh....
Go head on and break 'em off with a lil' preview of the remix....

No, I'm not trying to be rude,
But hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in yo grill
Tryna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playing the field

So, baby, gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend, baby
I'm about to have me some fun

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
bounce, bounce, bounce

Now it's like "Murder She Wrote"
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
Still they can hear you screaming more
Girl, I'm feeling what you feeling
No more hoping and wishing
I'm 'bout to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition

So, baby, gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We got fellas to my left
Hunnies on my right
We bring 'em both together, we got juking all night
Then after the show it's the after-party
And after the party it's the hotel lobby
And round about 4 you gotta clear the lobby
Then head take it to the room and freak somebody

Can I get a toot toot?
Can I get a beep beep?
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Girl, we off in this Jeep
Fogging windows up
Blasting the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncing up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
We just thuggin it out...

MAN... THE POETRY IS SO SUBTILE IT'S HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT... I'M GUESSING HIS CAR.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Rockin' Chair by Mildred Bailey



Old rockin' chair's got me
(Old rocking chair got you, father)
Cane by my side
(Your cane by your side)

Fetch me that gin, son
(I ain't got no gin, father)
'Fore I tan your hide
(You're gonna tan my hide)

Can't get from this cabin
(Cabin, joking follow)
Ain't go nowhere
(You ain't goin' nowhere?)

Just sittin' me here grabbin'
(Grabbin' )
At the flies 'round my rockin' chair
(Rockin' chair)

Old dear aunt Harriet
(Aunt Harriet)
How long to Heaven she be?
(Heaven she be)

Send me a sweet chariot
(Oh chariot)
For the end of the trouble I see
(My sweet Cherie)

Old rockin' chair gets it
(Rocking chair get it, father)
Judgment Day is almost here
(Judgment Day is here)

Chained to my old
(Sing it pop, sing it)
Rockin' chair
[Incomprehensible]

Old rocking chair got you, father
(Yes, indeed, yes indeed, yes indeed, you got it)
And your cane by your side
(Can't get around no more)

But I ain't got no gin, father
(Well, that's all the sadness)
Oh, you gonna tan my hide, tan my hide
(Yeah, yeah get it)

You can't get from this cabin
(Man, I don't wanna go nowhere)
Oh no, father, but you ain't goin' nowhere
(Aha, aha)

You sittin' here grabbin', you grabbin', you grabbin'
(Grabbin', grabbin')
The flies 'round the old rockin' chair, rockin' chair

My dear old, aunt Harriet
(Yes son, how long to heaven she be?)
May up in heaven she be
(Yeah, you don't like that)

Oh chariot, oh chariot, chariot, chariot, chariot
(Yeah I got your ride, I got your ride, got every chariot)
Once again in the time of trouble, I've seen
(Yeah, nobody knows the trouble I've seen)

Old rockin' chair get it, rockin' chair get it
(Old rockin' chair get it)
And Judgment Day, oh, Judgment Day
(Judgment)
You sittin' here chained to your rockin' chair

TELL HIM TOGET UP OFF HIS ASS AND GET HIS OWN DAMN GIN!

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Lord by Young Fathers

[Chorus]
Lord, don’t pay me no mind
Lord, if you choose in time
Lord, don’t pay me no mind
I'll take another one and I'll be yours
Lord, if you choose in time
I'll be the child
Lord, don’t pay me no mind
Lord, if you choose in time
I'll be the child

[Verse]
It's too late, too late
I won't see you later
If you fade, I'll fade
Fading together
Love is blind
Her love is kind
Her love is mine
Her love is mine
Love wants to give
Hate wants the thrills
Joy hates the pain
But pain, we all need
The pain we need to feel
If wishes were horses
Then beggars will ride

This is my cross to bear
This is my cross to bear
This is my cross to bear
This is my cross to bear

UM... NO... NO YOU CAN'T DANCE TO THIS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IF THE CROSS IS TOO HEAVY TO CARRY IT COMFORTABLY, DON'T CARRY IT. ITS THAT SIMPLE. IN FACT HERE'S AN IDEA... DON'T CARRY A CROSS AT ALL.

Friday, November 10, 2017

The Reflex by Duran Duran


The reflex
The reflex
The reflex
The reflex (flex, flex, flex)

"You've gone too far this time"
But I'm dancing on the valentine
I tell you somebody's fooling around
With my chances on the dangerline
I'll cross that bridge when I find it
Another day to make my stand
High time is no time for deciding
If I should find a helping hand

Why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time don't lose it

Why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time don't lose it

The reflex is an only child he's waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does
Leaves you answered with a question mark

I'm on a ride and I want to get off
But they won't slow down the roundabout
I sold the Renoir and the TV set
Don't want to be around when this gets out

So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time don't lose it

Why don't you use it?

The reflex is an only child he's waiting in the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does
Leaves you answered with a question mark

Reflex

So why don't you use it?
Try not to bruise it
Buy time don't lose it
The reflex is an only child he's waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does
Leaves you answered with a question mark

Oh the reflex what a game he's hiding all the cards
The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark

I USED IT... I BRUISED IT... I LOSED IT.,, QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

Thursday, November 09, 2017

If I Could Talk I'd Tell You by The Lemonheads

Half past nine, quarter to two, ten fifteen
And we’re coming round again
Hold off, are we going soft
Flushed my Zoloft, and we’re coming round again
Found out and I almost drowned
Walked back down, and we’re coming round again

If I could talk I’d tell you
If I could smile I’d let you know
You are far and away
My most imaginary friend

If I could talk I’d tell you
If I could smile I’d let you know
You are far and away
My most imaginary friend

Khmer Rouge, je ne sais quo
Your place or mein kampf, now I’m giving the dog a bone
Slight hunch without the vaguest clue
To keep the blood balanced and we’re coming around again
Half past nine, quarter to two, ten fifteen
And we’re coming round again

If I could talk I’d tell you
If I could smile I’d let you know
You are far and away
My most imaginary friend

If I could talk I’d tell you
If I could smile I’d let you know
You are far and away
My most imaginary friend

KAY... THE VIDEO IS ODDLY DISTURBING... AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE CLOWN...

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Don't Ask Me No Questions by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Well everytime that I come home nobody wants to let me be
It seems that all the friends I got just got to come interrogate me
Well, I appreciate your feelings and I don't want to pass you by
But I don't ask you about your business, don't ask me about mine

Well its true I love the money and I love my brand new car
I like drinkin' the best of whiskey and playing in a honky tonk bar
But when I come off the road, well I just got to have my time
'Cause I got to find a break in this action, else I'm gonna lose my mind

[Chorus]
So, don't ask me no questions
And I won't tell you no lies
So, don't ask me about my business
And I won't tell you goodbye

That's right

Well, "what's your favorite color and do you dig the brothers," is drivin' me up a wall
And everytime I think I can sleep, some fool has got to call
Well don't you think that when I come home, I just want a little peace of mind
If you want to talk about the business buddy, you're just wastin' time

[Chorus]

I said don't ask no stupid questions and I won't send you away
If you want to talk fishin, well I guess that'll be OK

Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Ridin' In My Car by Woody Guthrie

Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Take me riding in the car, car
Take me riding in the car, car
Take you riding in the car, car
I'll take you riding in my car
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Click clack, open up the door, girls
Click clack, open up the door, boys
Front door, back door, clickety clack
Take you riding in my car
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Climb, climb,
Climb, climb, rattle on the front seat
Spree I spraddle on the backseat
Turn my key, step on my starter
Take you riding in my car
Engine it goes brm brm brrrm
Engine it goes brm brm brrrm
Front seat, backseat, boys and girls
Take you riding in my car
Trees and the houses walk along
Trees and the houses walk along
Truck and a car and a garbage can
I'll take you riding in my car
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Ships and the little boars chug along
Ships and the little boats chug along
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Take you riding in my car
I'm a gonna zoom you home again
I'm a gonna zoom you home again
Brrrm brm brm brm brm rolling home
Take you riding in my car




I'm a gonna let You blow the horn
I'm a gonna let you blow the horn
A oorah, a oorah, a oogah, oogah
I'll take you riding in my car
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brm, brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm b' brrrm
Brrrm brm brm brm brm brm brrrm


Monday, November 06, 2017

Kept It All To Myself by The Weather Station

Kept it all to myself
Kept it all to myself
Kept it all to myself

There were days
When the luminescence of the skies
Or the deep brown grasses
Struck me so hard
In the early evening
I can hardly take it
That light feeling

I rode up past St. Clair
Same old city
But it could have been anywhere
And the scent of the air so exotic
Every thought like I never have thought it
And I felt that confidence in me
Like a child in a strange new body

I kept it all to myself
I kept it all to myself
I kept it all to myself

Sometimes I loved you unadulterated, purely
Untouched by doubt or by my memory
Sometimes I loved you
In a shadowed way
Windscreen clearing but still
Streaked with grey

I'VE HAD THIS EXPERIENCE... WHERE SUDDENLY SOMETHING IN THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT IT IS ALMOST PAINFUL TO LOOK AT... THE LAST TIME I REMEMBER WAS ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO... A CROW EYED ME SUSPICIOUSLY IN THE PARKING LOT LEXT TO WORK... I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT GUY EVERY DAY AFTER UNTIL MY OFFICE MOVED...

Sunday, November 05, 2017

Denis by Blondie

Oh Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you
Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue
Denis Denis, I've got a crush on you
Denis Denis, I'm so in love with you

Oh when we walk it always feels so nice
And when we talk it seems like paradise
Denis Denis I'm so in love with you

You're my king and I'm in heaven every time I look at you
When you smile it's like a dream
And I'm so lucky 'cause I found a boy like you

Denis Denis, avec tes yeux si bleux
Denis Denis, moi j'ai flashe a nous deux
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite

Denis Denis, je suis si folle de toi
Denis Denis, oh embrasse-moi ce soir
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite

Oh Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you

YOU GOT TO ADMIT SOME OF THE LOOKS IN THE 70'S WERE PRETTY HOT... THAT WAS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY THE 80'S WHERE I GUESS PEOPLE DECIDED 'WE ARE GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO APPEAR UNATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX'

Saturday, November 04, 2017

My Fist Your Face by Arrowsmith

Wake up baby, what you in for
Start the day upon your knees
What you pissin' in the wind for
You musta snorted too much blees
East house pinball wizard
Full tilt bozo played
Second floor trekkie
Makin' warp speed out the door
Julio Anpacolucci
He the only one who stayed
Countin' up the days
Please no more

My Fist Your Face
That's for sure

Hey Betty Boop you got me droolin'
I'm buzzin' 'round your hive tonight
You played the hooky 'stead of schoolin'
Son of a bitch put out the light
Thirteen year old hookers
Drag yourself right through the thorns
You wonder why the man's outside your door
Junior achievers, got the old bull by the horns
Back in the saddle get ya s'more (some more)

My Fist Your Face
That's for sure
Yeah!

East house pinball wizard
Full tilt bozo played
Second floor trekkie's
Makin' warp speed out the door
Julio Anpacolucci
He the only one that stayed
I'm countin' up the days
Please no more

Arr...My Fist Your Face
That's for sure
Oooowhoo...yeah
My Fist Your Face
That's for sure...or wor...ooowhoo
My Fist Your Face
That's for sure...oooh whoo
My Fist Your Face
That's for sure

SO STEVE.... I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WAKEING PEOPLE UP BY PUNCHING THEM IN THE FACE... NOT COOL...

Friday, November 03, 2017

Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?
Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now

Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should

I bet your mama was a tent show queen
And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen
I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like
You shoulda heard me just around midnight

Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?
Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
How come you... how come you taste so good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
Just like a... just like a black girl should
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo

IM JUST GUESSING HERE BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT MICK IS USING BROWN SUGAR AS A METAPHORE HERE

Wednesday, November 01, 2017

November Has Come by Gorillaz

Slow it down some
No split clown
Bum, your old hit sound dumb
Hold it now, crown 'im
Where you found them at
Got 'em 'round town
Coulda drowned in it
Woulda floated bloated
Voted sugar coated
Loaded hip shooter
Draw for the poor
Free coffee at the banks
Hit through the straw
None more for me, thanks
That blanks the raw
That dank sure stank lit
Sank passed the pit for more hardcore prank spit
Crank it on blast
Roll past front street
Blew the whole spot
Like some old ass with skunk meat
These kids is too fast
Juiced off a junk treat
Who could get looser off a crunk or a funk beat?

[CHORUS 2x:]
Something's starting today
Where did he go? why you wanted to be?
Well you know, november has come
When it's gone away..

(baha) Can you dig it like a spigot
My guess is yes you can like, can I kick it? wicked
Liquor shot
If u happy and u know it
As you clap your hands to the thick snot of a poet flow it
Broke a pen and i'm in cope hymen
Dope or rhymin all worth it then
The hope diamond
Required off the blackmarket
Or wire tappin
Couldn't target a jar of spit
The rapid fire spark lit
zzzzt!
A rapper bug zapper
And it don't matter after if they's a thug or a dapper.
Plug yer trap or it's maximum exposure
The beast got family in numbers asking 'em for closure
Aw, send 'em a gun an tell em clean it
Then go get the nun who said her son didn't mean it
She wore a filled-in thong
A billabong
And said, nah, fo'realla
The Villain on a Gorilla jawn?

[CHORUS 2x]

IT IS INDEED NOVEMBER, SLIDING INTO ANOTHER BROWN GLOBAL WARMED WINTER