Monday, November 13, 2017

Ignition by R. Kelly

Now, um, usually I don't do this but uh....
Go head on and break 'em off with a lil' preview of the remix....

No, I'm not trying to be rude,
But hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you
The way you do the things you do
Reminds me of my Lexus coupe
That's why I'm all up in yo grill
Tryna get you to a hotel
You must be a football coach
The way you got me playing the field

So, baby, gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend, baby
I'm about to have me some fun

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
bounce, bounce, bounce

Now it's like "Murder She Wrote"
Once I get you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
Still they can hear you screaming more
Girl, I'm feeling what you feeling
No more hoping and wishing
I'm 'bout to take my key and
Stick it in the ignition

So, baby, gimme that toot toot
Lemme give you that beep beep
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Cristal popping in the stretch Navigator
We got food everywhere
As if the party was catered
We got fellas to my left
Hunnies on my right
We bring 'em both together, we got juking all night
Then after the show it's the after-party
And after the party it's the hotel lobby
And round about 4 you gotta clear the lobby
Then head take it to the room and freak somebody

Can I get a toot toot?
Can I get a beep beep?
Running her hands through my 'fro
Bouncing on 24s
While they say on the radio...

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rolling that body
Got every man in here wishing
Sipping on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freaking weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun

Girl, we off in this Jeep
Fogging windows up
Blasting the radio
In the back of my truck
Bouncing up and down
Stroke it round and round
To the remix
We just thuggin it out...

MAN... THE POETRY IS SO SUBTILE IT'S HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT... I'M GUESSING HIS CAR.

3 comments:

Aaron said...

And we wonder why people want to kill Americans. After watching that video I think we all deserve to die.

Dan Tschirhart said...

As my Grandma would say "Oh my stars, what in the hell was that?"

Well, for starters, R Kelly is in his own crazy freaky world

Did any of you ever see his Trapped in the Closet mini film?

It is so bad, so awful - that you can't look away

One of my favorite South Park moments was when Tom Cruise and John Travolta

- were in the closet and the authorities brought in R Kelly to get them out of the closet

The song he sings to them gets me every time

So that's the positive I take from R Kelly

Otherwise he's a flippin boob

~ and his music comes off as comedic it's so silly

Pirate Aggro said...

Oh yes he is a silly silly man. So silly. But thinks he is a great artist. And if Travolta is in the closet I hope to God he did not befoul himself with Tom.