Saturday, May 12, 2018

A Discourse On Nudity by Sam the American Eagle

I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today.
And I, for one, am just appalled by it.
Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?
Hmm?
Is that disgusting?
And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too.
Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted.
Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither.
Birds too.
Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all!
Abs...


4 comments:

Aaron said...

Sam is one of the worst characters in the muppets. He is just square and lame. He represents the worst of humanity. Fitting that he is an American Eagle. He is also blue. Hmmmm I never made the connection but Sam is a “blue eagle”. That is sad cuz blue eagle is actually awesome.

Pirate Aggro said...

Wow... You have actually managed to say something negative about the golden age of the Muppets. Astounding. If negativity were an Olympic event, you would be the gold medal winner by a long shot.

Dan Tschirhart said...

When I was a kid first getting into the Muppets, I wasn't a big fan of Sam

He struck me as the adult voice in a chorus of childlike Muppets

But as the years went on and his character revealed itself, I saw him for what he really was

He's a patriotic conservative who has no idea what's really going on

He'll say one thing only to realize he's way off base

In one instance, he was arguing that endangered species don't deserve protection

That the program is just a waste of time and money, only to retract his comments..

..realizing that he was on the endangered species list

I also remember his political program called "Everything Stinks"

Yeah, Sam is a buzzkill at times, but that's Sam's job

Plus he has a crush on Janice, which is just truly awesome

Pirate Aggro said...

Dan is a breath of fresh air in the fart filled comment air.