Saturday, March 23, 2019

Waving My Dick In The Wind by Ween

I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
I'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again
It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance
Dance Jimmy
I'm doin' the best I can there, Deaner
That's it
You know I can't really dance like I used to, I mean I try,
But I'm an old, old man now
I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer
Ooh yeah, help me now
I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind

3 comments:

Aaron said...

This song is crass. I too feel the pain of being old and not being able to dance like I once did. I hear music now and I want to puke. But in the old days I would dance like a mo fo and wave my dick around in the wind

Pirate Aggro said...

You are negative. You need to wear a T-Shirt with a big MINUS sign on it.

Dan Tschirhart said...

This is like a crass They Might Be Giants song

It's a catchy country little ditty though

I love the song Ocean Man on this album

Now I believe every decent band has that one great album in their career

Ween's album is Chocolate and Cheese