Sunday, March 28, 2021

Who Farted in the Club by Dirt Nasty


Who farted in the club?
Somebody farted in the club
Who farted in the club?
In the VIP, it smelled like butt

Whoever smell't it, dealt it
Bullshit, who was eating shellfish?
Smelling like lobster ass
All the bitches leaving awkward fast
Reek worse than cheap cologne
Stanking up the whole damn zone
Holmes, I had to [?] my Patron
Party's over, time to go home
shit particles hit the mouth
I could tell you ate In-N-Out
Animal Style
You know who did it
Cause they the one with the smile
And I hope that it wasn't a bitch
Cause it'll smell like booty and fish
You know the shit wrong
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fuck it, somebody had to make this song

You fucking disgusting

What you eat, beef brisket or something?
Was it turkey, with the stuffing?
Point 'em out, I'mma snuff 'em
You need a colonic
Man, now I gotta spark up my chronic
And I was gonna save it for later
Your ass smelled like a dead frigerator
Have some respect player
There's baby's in the spot
We trying to get laid brah
You ruined the radius
Now it stank like poop and anuses
Take the shit outside
Poop butt, you burning my eyes
You must have ate diarrhea pie
So toxic, the bartender died

WHO INDEED? WHO DID IT? 

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Roar by Katy Perry

 I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath

Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let you push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Now I'm floatin' like a butterfly
Stinging like a bee, I earned my stripes
I went from zero, to my own hero
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up (hey)
Get ready 'cause I've had enough
I see it all, I see it now
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
'Cause I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (you'll hear me roar)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're gonna hear me roar