Who farted in the club?
Somebody farted in the club
Who farted in the club?
In the VIP, it smelled like butt
Whoever smell't it, dealt it
Bullshit, who was eating shellfish?
Smelling like lobster ass
All the bitches leaving awkward fast
Reek worse than cheap cologne
Stanking up the whole damn zone
Holmes, I had to [?] my Patron
Party's over, time to go home
shit particles hit the mouth
I could tell you ate In-N-Out
Animal Style
You know who did it
Cause they the one with the smile
And I hope that it wasn't a bitch
Cause it'll smell like booty and fish
You know the shit wrong
[fuck it, somebody had to make this song
You fucking disgusting
What you eat, beef brisket or something?
Was it turkey, with the stuffing?
Point 'em out, I'mma snuff 'em
You need a colonic
Man, now I gotta spark up my chronic
And I was gonna save it for later
Your ass smelled like a dead frigerator
Have some respect player
There's baby's in the spot
We trying to get laid brah
You ruined the radius
Now it stank like poop and anuses
Take the shit outside
Poop butt, you burning my eyes
You must have ate diarrhea pie
So toxic, the bartender died
3 comments:
Archer and his friends would probably like this song. They would find it funny. I almost feel like this song would have been played on the Dr. Demento song back in the day. It’s pure teenage humor. They would especially find the “lobster ass” line funny. Farts are amazing. Why is it that other people’s farts are offensive but you can handle your own? Also once in college I walked into the costume room for costume class and the room STANK of nasty farts. I almost gagged with disgust. But then I realized that the costume teacher had just gotten Taco Bell and suddenly the nasty fart smell was making me hungry. I guess it all depends on your perspective. Maybe those people on the dance floor need to pretend that fart is just a cheezy gordiata crunch.
I will never eat at Taco Bell again. Their food was always borderline anyway but they had the Mexican pizza which was good but you could only get it in a combo if you got two nasty ass tacos. Then they killed the Mexican Pizza so I will never there again. They are the bottom. Of the fast food barrel anyway.
Yes - for what 'diarrhea' was for elementary school, this would be the song for junior high
Farts were especially funny back then
I think for most people, there comes a moment when you stop going to Taco Bell
- you just cut it out of your life and never look back
I realized that Mexican food is too precious to waste on a meal from Taco Bell
- and it hurts less, too!
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