Friday, June 16, 2023

Grey Squirrel by The Kiboomers

 Grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!

grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!

Wrinkle up your little nose,
Hold a nut between your toes.

Grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!

Grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!

grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!

Wrinkle up your little nose,
Hold a nut between your toes.

Grey Squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail!


WELL... INSTRUCTIONS DONT GET NO EASIER THAN THAT.... BUT YOU ARE INSANE BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING TO A SQUIRREL... AND YOU ARE TELLING THEM DO TO WHAT THEY ALREADY DO BY THEMSELVES WITHOUT INSTRUCTION...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is clearly a post meta fascist critique of the dominant narratative of narco feminism. Here the subjective "Grey squirrel" represents the detachment of the sociopolitical elite from the realities of the working person. Shaking "your" bushy tail suggests an imperative ownership of not only the means of production but also the bodies of the workers themselves. By participating in this interchange, we endorse the repetitive and mundane cycle of the production, distribution, and reansorption of the oppression of disenfranched bodies, "place a nut between your toes." This will stand as an enduring anthem of protest.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Where in the internet did you copy that from?

Anonymous said...

Unless you are Dan and then I believe it could come out of your head.

Aaron said...

I disagree with this.

it has half a million views and a shit ton of subscribers.

this makes me sad.

i do like grey squirrels though. i prefer them to the normal ones. they lay on the ground and it's funny.

Anonymous said...

I like bushy squirrels. Skinny ones are creepy.

Dan Tschirhart said...

Although some say they're just rats with bushy tails, I think squirrels are great

I feed the birds in my neighborhood and the squirrels get the peanuts that fall from the feeder

They're social and seem to get along, with the exception of Harry, who everyone feels is a nuisance

They live in the trees in my backyard area

And they chirp in the trees when a cat is around and they can't access the fallen peanuts

Kronk befriended Bucky the squirrel and formed the squirrel scouts by the end of the movie

So you can talk to the squirrels - you just have to figure out their language

I've always wanted a flying squirrel for a pet