Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

I'm gonna fight 'em all
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back

And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message coming from my eyes
Says leave it alone

Don't want to hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell

And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do
And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home

I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will sing no more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me go back home

WELL... YOU'RE FIXIN TO FEEL A WHOLE LOT WORSE IF YOU MOVE TO WICHITA!

Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z

Uhh, uh uh uh
It's big pimpin baby..
It's big pimpin, spendin G's
Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah
Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

You know I - thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't fuckin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don't fuckin feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe em
In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
so you can be livin it up? Shit I..
parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

[Chorus One: Jay-Z]
We doin.. big pimpin, we spendin G's
Check em out now
Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Yo yo yo.. big pimpin, spendin G's
We doin - big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We doin.. big pimpin up in N.Y.C.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

[Bun B]
Nigga it's the - big Southern rap impresario
Comin straight up out the black bar-rio
Makes a mill' up off a sorry hoe
Then sit back and peep my sce-nawr-e-oh
Oops, my bad, that's my scenario
No I can't fuck a scary hoe
Now every time, every place, everywhere we go
Hoes start pointin - they say, "There he go!"
Now these motherfuckers know we carry mo' heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab
Don't be surprised if yo' hoe stab out with me
and you see us comin down on yo' slab
Livin ghetto-fabulous, so mad, you just can't take it
But nigga if you hatin I
then you wait while I get yo' bitch butt-naked, just break it
You gotta pay like you weigh wet wit two pairs of clothes on
Now get yo' ass to the back as I'm flyin to the track
Timbaland let me spit my pro's on
Pump it up in the pro-zone
That's the track that we breakin these hoes on
Ain't the track that we flow's on
But when shit get hot, then the glock start poppin like ozone
We keep hoes crunk like Trigger-man
Fo' real it don't get no bigger man
Don't trip, let's flip, gettin throwed on the flip
Gettin blowed with the motherfuckin Jigga Man, fool

[Chorus Two: Bun B]
We be.. big pimpin, spendin G's
We be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
We be.. big pimpin down in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B
Cause we be.. big pimpin, spendin G's
And we be.. big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s
Cause we be.. big pimpin in P.A.T.
It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B.. nigga

[Pimp C]
Uhh.. smokin out, throwin up, keepin lean up in my cup
All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck
Everybody wanna ball, holla at broads at the mall
If he up, watch him fall, nigga I can't fuck witch'all
If I wasn't rappin baby, I would still be ridin Mercedes
Chromin shinin sippin daily, no rest until whitey pay me
Uhhh, now what y'all know bout them Texas boys

Comin down in candied toys, smokin weed and talkin noise

WORD IS, THIS LITTLE DIDDY IS ABOUT THE REGAN ADMINISTRATION...

If You Were Gay by Avenue Q

[Rod]
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?

[Nicky]
Oh, hi Rod!

[Rod]
Hi Nicky

[Nicky]
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

[Rod]
That's very interesting

[Nicky]
He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might've thought I was gay!


[Rod]Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care
What did you have for lunch today?

[Nicky]
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod

[Rod]
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read

[Nicky]
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about

[Rod]
I don't want to talk about it
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

[Nicky]
Yeah, but


[Rod]OVER!!!

[Nicky]
Well, okay, but just so you know—
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey
I'd like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
To say that I was gay
(But I'm not gay.)

[Rod]
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read
What?!

[Nicky]
If you were queer

[Rod]
Ah, Nicky!


[Nicky]I'd still be here

[Rod]
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book

[Nicky]
Year after year

[Rod]
Nicky!

[Nicky]
Because you're dear
To me

[Rod]
Argh!

[Nicky]
And I know that you

[Rod]
What?

[Nicky]
Would accept me too

[Rod]
I would?

[Nicky]
If i told you today
"Hey! Guess what
I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay.)
I'm happy
Just being with you

[Rod]
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey

[Nicky]
So what should it
Matter to me
What you do in bed
With guys?

[Rod]
Nicky, that is wrong!

[Nicky]
No it's not!
If you were gay
I'd shout hooray!

[Rod]
I am not listening!

[Nicky]
And here I'd stay

[Rod]
La la la la la!

[Nicky]
But I wouldn't get
In your way

[Rod]
Aaaah!

[Nicky]
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born
That way
And, as they say
It's in your DNA
You're gay!

[Rod]
But I'm not gay

[Nicky]
If you were gay

[Rod]
Argh!

DEDICATED TO DAN AND THE AWESOME JOB HE DID! NEGAGIVE NELLY DOES NOT THINK ITS OKAY... HE HATES GAY PEOPLE... HE ALSO HATES ALL MUSICALS... ACTUALLY HE HATES EVERYTING... THUS NEGATIVE NELLY.