Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me
How could it get any better than this?
[Nicky]
Oh, hi Rod!
[Rod]
Hi Nicky
[Nicky]
Hey Rod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
[Rod]
That's very interesting
[Nicky]
He was being real friendly
And I think he was coming on to me
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Why should I care?
I don't care
What did you have for lunch today?
[Nicky]
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod
[Rod]
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read
[Nicky]
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
[Rod]
I don't want to talk about it
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!
[Nicky]
Yeah, but
[Nicky]
Well, okay, but just so you know—
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey
I'd like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free
To say that I was gay
(But I'm not gay.)
[Rod]
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read
What?!
[Nicky]
If you were queer
[Rod]
Ah, Nicky!
[Rod]
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book
[Nicky]
Year after year
[Rod]
Nicky!
[Nicky]
Because you're dear
To me
[Rod]
Argh!
[Nicky]
And I know that you
[Rod]
What?
[Nicky]
Would accept me too
[Rod]
I would?
[Nicky]
If i told you today
"Hey! Guess what
I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay.)
I'm happy
Just being with you
[Rod]
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey
[Nicky]
So what should it
Matter to me
What you do in bed
With guys?
[Rod]
Nicky, that is wrong!
[Nicky]
No it's not!
If you were gay
I'd shout hooray!
[Rod]
I am not listening!
[Nicky]
And here I'd stay
[Rod]
La la la la la!
[Nicky]
But I wouldn't get
In your way
[Rod]
Aaaah!
[Nicky]
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born
That way
And, as they say
It's in your DNA
You're gay!
[Rod]
But I'm not gay
[Nicky]
If you were gay
[Rod]
Argh!
DEDICATED TO DAN AND THE AWESOME JOB HE DID! NEGAGIVE NELLY DOES NOT THINK ITS OKAY... HE HATES GAY PEOPLE... HE ALSO HATES ALL MUSICALS... ACTUALLY HE HATES EVERYTING... THUS NEGATIVE NELLY.
2 comments:
This looks like a really fun show. I’m sad i missed it. I would love to see dan performing this song. I love you Dan. I love the music and the fun story of the song. And it’s fun to see the puppeteer performing the puppet on stage. It’s like two performances for the price of one.
This is a really fun show
It's a great cast, so we just get to play every night
Plus I get to be a muppet, so that part is a dream come true
I love how this show makes you laugh and possibly offends you at times
Surprisingly we've only had one walk out so far - on our first free student night
People of all ages come to free student night, but it's a good barometer for how our show will go
We had an older lady get up, throw her program down and walk out with a huff
....She walked out about half way through this song - hilarious
Which is good though, because the puppet sex would've probably given her a heart attack
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