Lets Save Tony Orlando's House by Yo La Tengo

 "We proudly welcome

Tony Orlando"
The state fair marquee reads
Inside, a thousand people with yellow ribbons sing
And clap on 1 and 3

Watch him burn
He's dropping to his knees
Watch him burn
A medley: hits from "Grease"
Watch him burn
He never fails to please

Meanwhile, in Tahoe, outside Casa Tony
Wetting rags in gasoline
A jealous Frankie Valli says:
"Dawn, I want you back"
Lights a match and counts to three

Watch it burn
Reluctantly, he leaves
Watch it burn
Acrid smoke making him wheeze
Watch it burn
Humming Sherry splits the scene

Watch it burn
Reluctantly, he leaves
Watch it burn
Acrid smoke making him wheeze
Watch it burn
Humming Sherry splits the scene

"We're sorry to inform you
Tony Orlando has been postponed"

WELL... I DONT KNOW WHO THIS TONY ORLANDO CAT IS... BUT I LIKE THE TITLE OF THE SONG... AND THE MUSIC AINT THAT BAD... HOPEFULLY DAN WILL HAVE AN EXPLANATION...

Streets of Philadelphia by Bruce Springsteen

 I was bruised and battered

I couldn't tell what I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
Saw my reflection in a window
And didn't know my own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away
On the streets of Philadelphia?

I walked the avenue, 'til my legs felt like stone
I heard the voices of friends vanished and gone
At night I could hear the blood in my veins
Just as black and whispering as the rain
On the streets of Philadelphia

Ain't no angel gonna greet me
It's just you and I my friend
And my clothes don't fit me no more
A thousand miles just to slip this skin

The night has fallen, I'm lyin' awake
I can feel myself fading away
So receive me brother with your faithless kiss
Or will we leave each other alone like this
On the streets of Philadelphia?

THIS SONG IS A KICK IN THE GUT... IT STILL MAKES ME WANT TO CRY 30 YEARS LATER... AND NOW I REALLY DONT KNOW MY OWN FACE...