Monday, September 26, 2016

Feel the Pain by Dinosaur Jr.

I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing
I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing

I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing
I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing

Is it up to me?
You won't wait to see
Screwed us both again
About as close as you've been

I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing
I feel the pain of everyone
Then I feel nothing

Is it up to me?
You won't wait to see
Screwed us yet again
About as close as you've been
Hey now, take it back
Get off me, you're sad
Trailin' on your scene
Just try and keep it clean

GOOD NIGHT FAMOUS GOLF DUDE. GOOD NIGHT.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm,
I know; It's been comin' for some time.
When it's over, so they say, It'll rain a sunny day,
I know; Shinin' down like water.

I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?

Yesterday, and days before, Sun is cold and rain is hard,
I know; Been that way for all my time.
'Til forever, on it goes Through the circle, fast and slow,
I know; It can't stop, I wonder.

I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?

 Yeah!

I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, Have you ever seen the rain
Comin' down on a sunny day?

WOW! I HAVE NEVER KNOWN EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG SAID. AND NOW AFTER READING THE LYRICS, I STILL DONT KNOW. ITS EVEN MORE POETIC.


Friday, September 23, 2016

Ten Cent Pistol by The Bllack Keys

Well, he ran around
Late at night
Holding hands
Making light
Of everything
That came before
But there she was
Behind the door

She hit them with her ten cent pistol
Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

There's nothing worse
In this world
Than payback from a
Jealous girl
The laws of man
They don't apply
When blood gets in
A woman's eye

Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

Stars did fall
Thunder rolled
Bugs crawled back
In their holes
The couple screamed
But it was far too late
Cause a jealous heart
Did retaliate

She hit them with her ten cent pistol
Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

WELL... I DONT KNOW WHAT A TEN CENT PISTOL IS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY DONE MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMAN. SPEAKING OF PISTOLS... I HEARD ON NPR A STORY ABOUT HOW 4% OF GUN OWNERS OWN 77% OF THE GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY. AND ONLY 44% OF PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY OWN A GUN. THERE IS ONE GUN FOR EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD IN THIS COUNTRY. THATS A BIG CHUNK OF CRAZY.

Monday, September 19, 2016

I've Got the Clap by the Giggles

We got the clap
You got the clap
We cook the rocks
You took the smack
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We took the yellow ones
You took the black
Uh huh

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
I took the back
Oh Yeah

We got the clap
We got it

We got the clap
You got the clap
Wipe my face
On the welcome mat
Uh huh

We got the junk
You got the junk
Shake shake shake
Taste the spunk
Uh huh, I said the spunk

We got the clap
Can't be beat
Got it off the back of a toilet seat
Shake your hips
Mind your feet
Oh yeah

We got the clap
We got the clap
We got it

(Instrumental)

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
We took the back
Oh yeah

Catch my drift
Catch that too
Caught it off a buck-tooth prostitute
You took the front
I took the back
Oh yeah

We got the clap
(We got the clap, can't be beat)
I got the clap
(Got it off the back of a toilet seat)
You got the clap
(Shake your hips, mind your feet)
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We got the clap!

I WAS JUST TELLING BERV THAT THE WORD CLAP, WHEN USED TO REFER TO AN STD, HAS ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE. THIS SONG IS SLIGHTLY DISTURBNIG THOUGH. I GUESS THATS HOW YOU GET IT THOUGH SO... IT'S FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Stadium Love by Metric

Wanna make a bet
We'll be neck and neck
Taking off the gloves

Spider Vs Bat
Tiger Vs Rat
Rabbit Vs Dove

Wanna make a bet
Odds are neck and neck
Taking off the gloves

Spider Vs Bat
Tiger Vs Rat
Owl Vs Dove

Every living thing
Pushed into the ring
Fight it out
To wow the crowd
Guess you thought
You could just watch
No one's getting out
Without stadium love

Wanna make a trade
Couger for a snake
Wanna fall in love

Wanna make a deal
Angel Vs Eel
Owl Vs Dove

Every living thing
Pushed into the ring
Fight it out
To wow the crowd
Guess you thought
You could just watch
No one's getting out
Without stadium love

We got stadium love

FOR SOME REASON THIS MAKES ME THINK OF THE MOVIE CLASH ROYAL. CAME WAY BEFORE HUNGER GAMES BUT WITH THE SAME PREMISE. BUNCH OF SCHOOL KIDS PUT INTO A STADIUM AND HAVE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH. EACH KID GOT A WEAPON ASSIGNED TO THEM. SOME KIDS GOT DEADLY WEAPONS LIKE A GUN. SOME KIDS, NOT SO MUCH. ONE KID GOT A POT LID.

Friday, September 09, 2016

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini by Brian Hyland

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore.
She was afraid to come out in the open.
And so she sat bundled up on the shore.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!

Now she is afraid to come out of the water.
And I wonder what she's gonna do.
'Cause she's afraid to come out of the water.
And now the poor little girl's turning blue.
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini.
So in the water she wanted to stay.

From the locker to the blanket,
From the blanket to the shore,
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn't any more.

YOU GO GIRL! WEAR THAT BIKINI! WEAR IT!

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Cosmic Love by Florence and the Machine

A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it's left me blind

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

And in the dark, I can hear your heartbeat
I tried to find the sound
But then it stopped, and I was in the darkness,
So darkness I became

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

I took the stars from my eyes, and then I made a map
And knew that somehow I could find my way back
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with you

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

LADY, DONT YOU THINK YOU ARE BEING JUST A LITTLE OVER DRAMATIC? I MEAN SHEESH! AND WHATS WITH THE BUTT UGLY GETUP?

Sunday, September 04, 2016

Zero Population from Saturdays Warrier

Ev'ry day the world is getting smaller by far!
Bursting at the seams, what can we do?
Zero population is the answer, my friend!
Without it the rest of us are doomed!

(chorus)
Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When ev'ry inch is gone!

Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When mother earth is gone?

Ev'ry day the food supply is shrinking away!
With starvation at our door what can we do?
Licensing of children is the answer, my friend!
Without it, the rest of us are through!

(chorus)
Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When all the food is gone?

Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When ev'ry crumb is gone?

Tragedy our oil is depleting each day!
Ev'ry baby makes it last a shorter time!
Legalized abortion is the answer, my friend!
Without it, there is no peace of mind!

(chorus)
Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When all the oil is gone!

Who can survive? Who can survive?
Not one of us will be alive!
Who can be strong? Who can be strong?
When energy is gone?

Zero population is the answer my friend.
Without it the rest of us are doomed.

A MORMON MUSICAL FROM THE 70S THAT MY SISTER LISTENED TO ENDLESSLY. IT IS IN A WORD TERRIBLE. SOME OF THE SONGS ARE FUN THOUGH.