Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Interplanet Janet by Schoolhouse Rock

They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky. Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen. She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot-spot, It's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph! Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found
She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Janet thought she'd give it a go.
But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet,
She didn't even dare to say hello. It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, it must be a UFO, but it was:
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen. Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from our Sun. They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The Universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he'd thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be... Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.

AS DOUGLAS ADAMS WROTE.. I THINK... THERE IS A BIG SIGN OUT IN SPACE SOMEWHERE ON THE APPROACH TO EARTH THAT SAYS 'KEEP AWAY'. NOW THAT WE HAVE BAT SHIT IN THE WHITE HOUSE IT IS EVEN MORE TRUE THAN IT WAS IN 1977.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Gonna Hurry as Slow as I Can by Whitney

You found someone else
And you're sending me away
Oh, I hate so badly but I know
I know I can't stay

You tell me I must go
And I'll try to understand
'Cause I'm gonna leave you
I'm gonna hurry
Just, just as slow as I can

But I'm gonna cry, cry myself to death
Crying, crying over you
Well I feel sorry, so sorry for myself
But I've got to leave, I know it's true

That little ring you gave to me
I took it, took it from my hands
'Cause I'm gonna leave you
And I'm gonna hurry
Just, just as slow as I can

I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS ABOUT MY KIDS DOING THEIR CHORS BUT IT IS JUST ANOTHER LOVE SONG

Thursday, June 15, 2017

When That Great Ship Went Down by Woody Guthrie

It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
It was sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
It was sad when that great ship went down


Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Gotta Catch 'em All by Jason Paige

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them all is my real test,
To train them is my cause,

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside!

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all

Yeah!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place,

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream!

Pokemon!

(Gotta catch 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all



Yeah!

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny!

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend!
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,

POKEMON!

Gotta catch them all!
Gotta catch them all!


POKEMON FILLS ME WITH LOVE. I LOVE THOSE LITTLE GUYS WHO SAY NOTHING BUT THIER NAMES. I LOVE LOVE THOSE CHARACTERS WHO ALL HAVE HIGH PITCHED VOICES. I LOVE IT THAT THEY SHOUT EVERY LINE THEY SAY. I ALSO LOVE HOW THEIR BIG MOUTHS MOVE TOTALLY OUT OF SYNCH. I LOVE IT! ZIAH IS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER.


Friday, June 09, 2017

Liar Liar GE2017 by Captain Ska

"We have a mission to make Britain a country that works, not for the privileged and not for the few, but for every one of our citizens. And together we, the Conservative Party, can build a better Britain...'

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 1]
We all know politicians like telling lies
Big ones, little ones, porky pies
Saying they're strong and stable won't disguise
We're still being taken for a ride
With nurses going hungry
Schools in decline
I don't recognise this broken country of mine
They're having a laugh
Let's show them the door
Then cut the rich, not the poor

[Bridge: Theresa May sample]
"I've been very clear that I think we need that period of time, that stability, to be able to deal with the issues that the country is facing. I'm not going to be calling a snap election."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 2]
I want to have a government that
Doesn't think that fascism is where it's at
Cos putting the Mother of all Bombs
Into tiny hands can go very wrong
I'm hoping for a future for my child
Where she can grow, and feel inspired
Do everything in your power you can
People rising up is the only plan

[Bridge 2: Theresa May sample]
"When future generations look back at this time, they will judge us not only by the decision that we made, but by what we made of that decision. They will see that we shaped them a brighter future. They will know that we built them a better Britain."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

TO RECOGNIZE THE HILARIOUS FACE PLANT THAT ACCURED BECAUSE OF OVERCONFIDENCE

Thursday, June 08, 2017

I Love to Love by Tina Charles

Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
He wants to dance, He loves to dance, He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But there's no time for our romance
No no no oh
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
He's on his feet to dig it
And dance the night away
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
He wants to dance, He loves to dance, He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But he can give our love a chance
No no no oh
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Sundown instead of going downtown
We'll stay at home and get down
To what I'm tryin' to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does



Saturday, June 03, 2017

Getting Better by The Beatles

I used to get mad at my school (No I can't complain)
The teachers who taught me weren't cool (No I can't complain)
You're holding me down (Oh), turning me round (Oh)
Filling me up with your rules (Foolish rules)

I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine

Me used to be angry young man
Me hiding me head in the sand
You gave me the word, I finally heard
I'm doing the best that I can

I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine
Getting so much better all the time
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better

I used to be cruel to my woman
I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene
And I'm doing the best that I can (Ooh)

I admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
Yes I admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine
Getting so much better all the time
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
Getting so much better all the time

IN HONOR OF ST. PEPPER TELLING THE BAND TO PLAY FIFTY YEARS AGO TODAY...ER THIS WEEK ANYWAY...