Monday, June 19, 2017

Gonna Hurry as Slow as I Can by Whitney

You found someone else
And you're sending me away
Oh, I hate so badly but I know
I know I can't stay

You tell me I must go
And I'll try to understand
'Cause I'm gonna leave you
I'm gonna hurry
Just, just as slow as I can

But I'm gonna cry, cry myself to death
Crying, crying over you
Well I feel sorry, so sorry for myself
But I've got to leave, I know it's true

That little ring you gave to me
I took it, took it from my hands
'Cause I'm gonna leave you
And I'm gonna hurry
Just, just as slow as I can

I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS ABOUT MY KIDS DOING THEIR CHORS BUT IT IS JUST ANOTHER LOVE SONG

Thursday, June 15, 2017

When That Great Ship Went Down by Woody Guthrie

It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
Sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
It was sad when that great ship went down
It was sad when that great ship went down
Sad when that great ship went down
The cold ocean floor will now be your home
It was sad when that great ship went down


Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Gotta Catch 'em All by Jason Paige

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them all is my real test,
To train them is my cause,

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside!

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all

Yeah!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place,

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream!

Pokemon!

(Gotta catch 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all



Yeah!

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny!

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend!
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you,

POKEMON!

Gotta catch them all!
Gotta catch them all!


POKEMON FILLS ME WITH LOVE. I LOVE THOSE LITTLE GUYS WHO SAY NOTHING BUT THIER NAMES. I LOVE LOVE THOSE CHARACTERS WHO ALL HAVE HIGH PITCHED VOICES. I LOVE IT THAT THEY SHOUT EVERY LINE THEY SAY. I ALSO LOVE HOW THEIR BIG MOUTHS MOVE TOTALLY OUT OF SYNCH. I LOVE IT! ZIAH IS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER.


Friday, June 09, 2017

Liar Liar GE2017 by Captain Ska

"We have a mission to make Britain a country that works, not for the privileged and not for the few, but for every one of our citizens. And together we, the Conservative Party, can build a better Britain...'

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 1]
We all know politicians like telling lies
Big ones, little ones, porky pies
Saying they're strong and stable won't disguise
We're still being taken for a ride
With nurses going hungry
Schools in decline
I don't recognise this broken country of mine
They're having a laugh
Let's show them the door
Then cut the rich, not the poor

[Bridge: Theresa May sample]
"I've been very clear that I think we need that period of time, that stability, to be able to deal with the issues that the country is facing. I'm not going to be calling a snap election."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 2]
I want to have a government that
Doesn't think that fascism is where it's at
Cos putting the Mother of all Bombs
Into tiny hands can go very wrong
I'm hoping for a future for my child
Where she can grow, and feel inspired
Do everything in your power you can
People rising up is the only plan

[Bridge 2: Theresa May sample]
"When future generations look back at this time, they will judge us not only by the decision that we made, but by what we made of that decision. They will see that we shaped them a brighter future. They will know that we built them a better Britain."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

TO RECOGNIZE THE HILARIOUS FACE PLANT THAT ACCURED BECAUSE OF OVERCONFIDENCE

Thursday, June 08, 2017

I Love to Love by Tina Charles

Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
He wants to dance, He loves to dance, He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But there's no time for our romance
No no no oh
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
The minute the band begins to swing it
He's on his feet to dig it
And dance the night away
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
He wants to dance, He loves to dance, He's got to dance
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh I love to love
But he can give our love a chance
No no no oh
Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if
Stop I'm spinning like a top
We'll dance until we drop
But if I had my way
Sundown instead of going downtown
We'll stay at home and get down
To what I'm tryin' to say
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does
I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance yes he does



Saturday, June 03, 2017

Getting Better by The Beatles

I used to get mad at my school (No I can't complain)
The teachers who taught me weren't cool (No I can't complain)
You're holding me down (Oh), turning me round (Oh)
Filling me up with your rules (Foolish rules)

I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine

Me used to be angry young man
Me hiding me head in the sand
You gave me the word, I finally heard
I'm doing the best that I can

I've got to admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
I have to admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine
Getting so much better all the time
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better

I used to be cruel to my woman
I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved
Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene
And I'm doing the best that I can (Ooh)

I admit it's getting better (Better)
A little better all the time (It can't get more worse)
Yes I admit it's getting better (Better)
It's getting better since you've been mine
Getting so much better all the time
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
It's getting better all the time
Better, better, better
Getting so much better all the time

IN HONOR OF ST. PEPPER TELLING THE BAND TO PLAY FIFTY YEARS AGO TODAY...ER THIS WEEK ANYWAY...

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Way Down in the Hole by Tom Waits



When you walk through the garden
you gotta watch your back
well I beg your pardon
walk the straight and narrow track
if you walk with Jesus
he's gonna save your soul
you gotta keep the devil
way down in the hole
he's got the fire and the fury
at his command
well you don't have to worry
if you hold on to Jesus hand
we'll all be safe from Satan
when the thunder rolls
just gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole
All the angels sing about Jesus' mighty sword
and they'll shield you with their wings
and keep you close to the lord
don't pay heed to temptation
for his hands are so cold
you gotta help me keep the devil
way down in the hole

IN HONOR OF TOMORROWS COLONOSCOPY


Monday, May 29, 2017

We Got to Have Peace by Curtis Mayfield

We got have peace
To keep the world alive
And war to cease

We got to have joy,
True in our hearts
With strength we can't destroy

People please hear us (people please hear us)
Through our voice the world knows
There's no choice

We're begging save the children
The little ones
Who just don't understand

Give them a chance
To breed their young
And help purify the land

People please hear us (people please hear us)
Through our voice the world knows
There's no choice

And the people in the neighbourhood,
Who would if they only could,
Meet and shake the other's hand,
Work together for the good of the land

Give us all an equal chance,
It could be such a sweet romance
And the soldiers who are dead and gone,
If only we could bring back one,

He'd say "We've got to have peace"
To keep the world alive
And war to cease

We got to have joy
Ture in our hearts
With strength we can't destroy

People please hear us (people please hear us)
Through our voice the world knows
There's no choice

And the people in the neighbourhood
Who would if they only could
Meet and shake the other's hand
Work together for the good of the land

Give us all an equal chance
It could be such a sweet romance
And the soldiers who are dead and gone
If only we could bring back one

He'd say "We've got to have peace"
Aah - hah, we got to have peace
Let let the world know it

Peace, peace, peace
Aah - hah, we got to have peace

People please hear us (people please hear us)
Through our voice the world knows
There's no choice

Save the children

Save the children

Save the children

And the people in the neighbourhood
Who would if they only could
Meet and shake the other's hand
Work together for the good of the land

Give us all an equal chance
It could be such a sweet romance
And the soldiers who are dead and gone
If only we could bring back one

He'd say "We've got to have peace"
Lo - rd, we got to have peace

Let the people say it

Peace peace peace
Aah - hah, we got to have peace

MAN, THIS DUDE REALLY LIKES PEAS.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Fight 'Em ,Till You Can't by Anthrax

City authorities in your area
Have reported that the bodies of the dead
Are rising from the graves
And attacking the living

When did this begin
This curse as old as sin
Reality is bleeding at the core
Brilliant savagery
Decapitate and bleed
Out the spoiled seed until it's pure

The darkest devil nightmare blacker than their evil souls you gotta fight em'
I'll end you
God save us prayers fall on deaf ears so put your faith in force you gotta fight em;
I'll end you
The murder in your eyes is just the will to stay alive you gotta fight em'
I'll end you
Cause there's no humanity when the dead come back to feed you gotta fight em
Fight em'

In the end of everything
The dead will rise and sing
Fight em' til you can't fight no more
The world is only blood
Rage becomes your love
Fight em' til you can't fight no more

I will end you
Kill and kill the thing
It's mind shattering
When murder is
The only cure
Brilliant savagery
Decapitate and bleed
Out the spoiled seed until it's pure

The darkest devil nightmare blacker than their evil souls you gotta fight em'
I'll end you
God save us prayers fall on deaf ears so put your faith in force you gotta fight em;
I'll end you
The murder in your eyes is just the will to stay alive you gotta fight em'
I'll end you
Cause there's no humanity when the dead come back to feed you gotta fight em
Fight em'

In the end of everything
The dead will rise and sing
Fight em' til you can't fight no more
The world is only blood
Rage becomes your love
Fight em' til you can't fight no more

SO... SPEAKING OF ANTHRAX, I JUST READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT A GIRL IN GREENLAND THAT DIED FROM ANTHRAX FROM AN OUTBREAD THAT OCCURED 400 YEARS AGO. THE DEAD COWS AND WHAT NOT WERE PUT IN A PIT AND BURRIED IN THE PERMAFROST. WELL THE PERMAFROST AINT PERMANTLY FROZEN NO MORE SO THE DEAD BODIES THAWED OUT AND BING BADDA BOOM, ANTHRAX. SO THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPES ER HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT HAS BEGUN.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Hall of Fame by The Script

Yeah, you can be the greatest
You can be the best
You can be the King Kong banging on your chest

You can beat the world
You can beat the war
You can talk to God, go banging on his door

You can throw your hands up
You can beat the clock (yeah)
You can move a mountain
You can break rocks
You can be a master
Don't wait for luck
Dedicate yourself and you gon' find yourself

Standing in the hall of fame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

You can go the distance
You can run the mile
You can walk straight through hell with a smile

You can be the hero
You can get the gold
Breaking all the records they thought never could be broke

Yeah, do it for your people
Do it for your pride
How are you ever gonna know if you never even try?

Do it for your country
Do it for your name
'Cause there's gonna be a day...

When you're standing in the hall of fame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

Be a champion, be a champion, be a champion, be a champion
On the walls of the hall of fame

Be students
Be teachers
Be politicians
Be preachers
(Yeah)

Be believers
Be leaders
Be astronauts
Be champions
Be truth seekers

Be students
Be teachers
Be politicians
Be preachers

Be believers
Be leaders
Be astronauts
Be champions

Standing in the hall of fame (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah, yeah, yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame

(Be a champion)
You could be the greatest
You can be the best
(Be a champion)
You can be the King Kong banging on your chest

(Be a champion)
You could beat the world
You could beat the war
(Be a champion)
You could talk to God, go banging on his door

(Be a champion)
You can throw your hands up
(Be a champion)
You can beat the clock (yeah)
You can move a mountain
(Be a champion)
You can break rocks

(Be a champion)
You can be a master
Don't wait for luck
(Be a champion)
Dedicate yourself and you gonna find yourself

Standing in the hall of fame

FOR $1,000,000 WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LET 1985 MIKE TYSON PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AS HARD AS HE COULD. FOR $1,500,000 HE GETS TO DO IT WITHOUT A GLOVE ON. FOR $2,000,000 HE GETS TO WRAP BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS FIST.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Palaces of Montezuma by Grinderman

Psychedelic invocations
Of Mata Hari at the station
I give to you
A Javan princess of Hindu Birth
A woman of flesh, a child of earth
I give to you
The hanging gardens of Babylon
Miles Davis, the black unicorn
I give to you
The palaces of Montezuma
And the gardens of Akbar's tomb
I give to you
The Spider Goddess and the Needle Boy
The slave-dwarves they employ
I give to you
A custard-coloured super-dream
Of Ali McGraw and Steve McQueen
I give to you

C'mon baby, let's get out of the cold
And gimme, gimmme, gimme your precious love for me to hold

The epic of Gilgamesh
A pretty little black A-line dress
I give to you
The spinal cord of JFK
Wrapped in Marilyn Monroe's negligee
I give to you
I want nothing in return
Just the softest little breathless word
I ask of you
A word contained in a grain of sand
That can barely walk, can't even stand
I ask of you

C'mon baby, let's get out of the cold
And gimme, gimme, gimme your precious love for me to hold
C'mon baby, come out of the cold
And gimme, gimme, gimme your precious love for me to hold

WHEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU THIER LOVE IT IS INDEED LIKE COMING OUT OF THE COLD. THE FIRST TIME I REALIZED S. LOVED ME WAS LIKE A BLAST OF WARM AIR THAT OVERCAME ME AND I SIMULTANIOUSLY REALIZED I LOVED HER BACK.

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Spoonman by Soundgarden

Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands
Save me, I'm together with your plan
Save me

All my friends are Indians
All my friends are brown and red, spoonman
All my friends are skeletons
They beat the rhythm with their bones, spoonman

Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman

Thank you, good night people

THEY ARE ALL DYING...

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Losing My Edge by LCD Soundsystem

Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from London.
But I was there.

I was there in 1968.
I was there at the first Can show in Cologne.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the Internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.

To all the kids in Tokyo and Berlin.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Brooklynites in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties.

But I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge, but I was there.
I was there.
But I was there.

I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1974 at the first Suicide practices in a loft in New York City.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Daft Punk to the rock kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.

I used to work in the record store.
I had everything before anyone.
I was there in the Paradise Garage DJ booth with Larry Levan.
I was there in Jamaica during the great sound clashes.
I woke up naked on the beach in Ibiza in 1988.

But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.

I'm losing my edge.

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody.
Every great song by the Beach Boys. All the underground hits.
All the Modern Lovers tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Niagra record on German import.
I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit techno hit - 1985, '86, '87.
I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.

I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.

I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables.
I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.

I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.

But have you seen my records? This Heat, Pere Ubu, Outsiders, Nation of Ulysses, Mars, The Trojans, The Black Dice, Todd Terry, the Germs, Section 25, Althea and Donna, Sexual Harrassment, a-ha, Pere Ubu, Dorothy Ashby, PIL, the Fania All-Stars, the Bar-Kays, the Human League, the Normal, Lou Reed, Scott Walker, Monks, Niagra,
Joy Division, Lower 48, the Association, Sun Ra,
Scientists, Royal Trux, 10cc,

Eric B. and Rakim, Index, Basic Channel, Soulsonic Force ("just hit me"!), Juan Atkins, David Axelrod, Electric Prunes, Gil! Scott! Heron!, the Slits, Faust, Mantronix, Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines, the Swans, the Soft Cell, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics.

You don't know what you really want. [x15]

OKAY, TO BEGIN WITH THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT PERFECTLY CAPTURES GETTING OLDER AND... WELL LOSING YOUR EDGE... LOSING YOUR CREATIVITY. THE LYRICS ARE SO AWSOME.


Tuesday, May 16, 2017

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Bessie Smith

My heart is sad and I am all alorn,
my man's treating me mean
I regret the day that I was born
and that man of mine I've ever seen
Happiness, it never lasts a day,
my heart is almost breaking while I say

A good man is hard to find,
you always get the other kind
Just when you think that he is your pal,
you look for him & find him fooling 'round some other gal

Then you rave, you even crave
to see him laying in his grave
So, if your man is nice,
take my advice and hug him in the morning, kiss him ev'ry night,
give him plenty lovin',
treat him right
For a good man nowadays is hard to find,
a good man nowadays is hard to find.

YOU COULD ALSO SAY A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND.


Thursday, May 11, 2017

Deamons by Imagine Dragons

When the days are cold
And the cards all fold
And the saints we see
Are all made of gold

When your dreams all fail
And the ones we hail
Are the worst of all
And the blood's run stale

I wanna hide the truth
I wanna shelter you
But with the beast inside
There's nowhere we can hide

No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

At the curtain's call
It's the last of all
When the lights fade out
All the sinners crawl

So they dug your grave
And the masquerade
Will come calling out
At the mess you made

Don't wanna let you down
But I am hell bound
Though this is all for you
Don't wanna hide the truth

No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

They say it's what you make
I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my soul
I need to let you go

Your eyes, they shine so bright
I wanna save that light
I can't escape this now
Unless you show me how

When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide

JULY SANG THIS SONG RADLY AT HIS SCHOOLS TALENT SHOW

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Paradise Circus by Massive Attack

It's unfortunate that when we feel a stone
We can roll ourselves over 'cause we're uncomfortable
Oh well, the devil makes us sin
But we like it when we're spinning in his grip

Love is like a sin, my love,
For the ones that feel it the most
Look at her with her eyes like a flame
She will love you like a fly will never love you again

It's unfortunate that when we feel a stone
We can roll ourselves over when we're uncomfortable
Oh well, the devil makes us sin
But we like it when we're spinning in his grip

Love is like a sin, my love,
For the one that feels it the most
Look at her with a smile like a flame
She will love you like a fly will never love you again

SOME VERY AWKWARD METAPHORES HERE... I HAVE NEVER LOVED A FLY... EVER...

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Queen Jane Approximately by Bob Dylan

When your mother sends back all your invitations
And your father to your sister he explains
That you're tired of yourself and all of your creations
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?

Now when all of the flower ladies want back what they have lent you
And the smell of their roses does not remain
And all of your children start to resent you
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?

Now when all the clowns that you have commissioned
Have died in battle or in vain
And you're sick of all this repetition
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?

When all of your advisers heave their plastic
At your feet to convince you of your pain
Trying to prove that your conclusions should be more drastic
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?

Now when all of the bandits that you turned your other cheek to
All lay down their bandanas and complain
And you want somebody you don't have to speak to
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?
Won't you come see me, Queen Jane ?

THIS VIDEO IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS LIKE TO SEE BOB IN CONCERT. HE ACTS AS IF THE AUDIENCE IS NOT THERE. HE CAME OUT ON STAGE, PLAYED TWO SETS, AND DID NOT LOOK AT THE AUDIENCE. I THINK HE REALLY LOVED HIS SHOES BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKED AT. THEN HE WALKED OFF STAGE... AND THAT WAS THAT. BRILLIANT POET AND MUSICIAN BUT FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD AND SEEN, KIND OF AN ASS.

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

In The Navy by The Village People

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on the TV!

They want you, they want you in the navy

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand

I THINK THERE IS A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE TAKING PART IN SUBMARINE RACES TOO... OR AT LEAST POLISHING THEM.

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Cold Cold Heart by Aretha Franklin

I've tried so hard, my dear, to show
That you're my every dream
And yet you're afraid each thing I do
Is just some evil scheme

A memory from your lonesome past
Keeps us so far apart
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold heart?

Another love before my time
Made your heart sad and blue
And so my heart, my heart is paying now
For all of the things I didn't do

In anger unkind words are said
And these are, these are the things that make the teardrops start
Why, oh why can't I free your doubtful mind?
Ooh honey, I'd really like to melt your cold, cold heart

Why, oh why can't I free your doubtful mind?
And I really, really like to melt your?...

UH, GIRL.... THAT DUDE NEEDS TO FIX HIMSELF BEFORE HE CAN BE THERE FOR YOU...AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT, MAYBE YOU NEED TO DO SOME INTROSPECTION AND FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS ENDING UP WITH BROKEN DUDES WHO NEED FIXING. HAVE SOME SELF R - E- S- P- E- C -T


Saturday, April 29, 2017

Oy by the Gipsy Kings

Ay juganet la de mi vida
Ay juganet la de mi corpe
A la gitana de mia vida
A la gitana de mi amor
Ay capita que de mi esperas su nina
Que tenias un gran allegria
Que se imagine su mia muy bella
La quel diras su nom de mi

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita

Ahoraahora
Mira esta gitana
Mira como baila
Mira que tiene gracia
La carmena maya
De su forma de vivir
De su pronto de sentir
Mira la gitana
La carmena maya
Mira la gitana

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita

Di me ya si me quieres
O si no me despiertao
Di me si o tu me quieres
Que yo voy a decir lo

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Ay juganet of my life
  Ay juganet the one of my corp
  To the gypsy of my life
  To the gypsy of my love
  Oh capita that you expect your girl
  That you had a great allegiance
  May I imagine her very beautiful
  You'll say your name to me.

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty

  Now now
  Look at this gypsy
  Watch how you dance
  Look what's funny
  The Mayan Carmine
  From the way you live
  Your soon to feel
  Look at the gypsy
  The Mayan Carmine
  Look at the gypsy

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty

  Tell me now if you love me
  Or if I do not wake up
  Tell me if or do you love me
  That I am going to say it

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty


The Gipsy Kings remind me of a very specific time and place. Summer, 1995, Santa Fe



Sunday, April 23, 2017

My Life by Billy Joel

Got a call from an old friend
We used to be real close
Said he couldn't go on the American way
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong, don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time

They will tell you you can't sleep alone
In a strange place
Then they'll tell you you can't sleep
With somebody else
Ah, but sooner or later you sleep
In your own space
Either way it's okay
You wake up with yourself

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong, don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF BREAK-UP SONG I LIKE. NOT BOO - HOO FOR ME IM SO SAD LOOK AT HOW SAD I AM, BUT HEY I'VE MOVED ON TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE ON TOO. I'VE ALSO OFTEN WONDERED HOW PETER SKLAR FEELS ABOUT TOM HANKS.




Saturday, April 22, 2017

Fall by Bug

The rise and fall of your God
will tell me the story of your city
The rise and fall of your faith
will show me the things I've been missing
Let the game begin
Let me lose or win
Let this war begin
Let us lose or win let's rise
The rise and fall of your God will tell me the story of your city
The rise and fall of your faith will show you the things I've been missing
Let the war begin
Let me lose or win
Let this fight begin
Let us lose or win this game
The rise and fall of your God will tell me the story of your city
Let the war begin Let me lose or win
Let this fight begin Let me lose or win this game

MARCELLA IS BAT SHIT... SHE HAS A BIG BLINKING SIGN ABOVE HER HEAD SAYING 'STAY AWAY' .... WHEN SHE GETS AROUND THE ROBOT FROM LOST IN SPACE IT WAVES IT'S ARMS AND SAYS 'DANGER WILL ROBINSON... DANGER..." YET BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL MANY DUDES GET SUCKED IN TO THIER DESTRUCTION.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Nostalgia by Emily Barker and the Red Clay Halo

Tram wires cross northern skies
Cut my red heart in two
My knuckles bleed down Johnston street
On a door that shouldn’t be in front of me

Twelve thousand miles away from your smile
I’m twelve thousand miles away from me
Standing on the corner of Brunswick
Got the rain coming down and mascara on my cheek

Oh whisper me words in the shape of a bay
Shelter my love from the wind and the rain

Crow fly be my alibi
And return this fable on your wing
Take it far away to where gypsies play
Beneath metal stars by the bridge

Oh write me a beacon so I know the way
Guide my love through night and through day

Only the sunset knows my blind desire for the fleeting
Only the moon understands the beauty of love
When held by a hand like the aura of nostalgia

WHAT DO I HAVE NOSTALGIA FOR?,,,,, HMMMM.... I'M NOT SURE. BACK IN THE DAY I THOUGHT LIKE AN ARTIST. NOW I THINK LIKE A SOCIAL WORKER.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Freeze Frame by J. Geils Band

I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
Her lipstick reflex got me wound
There were no defects to be found
Snapshot image froze without a sound

Thursday morning was a hot-flash factor
Her face still focused in my mind
Doo-dloo-dloo
Test-strip proofsheet love is hard to find

Doo-dloo-dloo
Friday night, we danced the spotlight grind
Doo-dloo-dloo
Stop time heart for me if she's not mine

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Now I'm looking at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feeling just won't disappear
Doo-dloo-dloo
Close up, dark room, sweet talk in my ear

Doo-dloo-dloo
Her hot-spot love for me is strong
Doo-dloo-dloo
This freeze-frame moment can't be wrong

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo
Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo
Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Yeah

Freeze frame, oh yeah, freeze frame
If I could freeze frame, freeze frame, freeze frame
If I could freeze, she's real, whoo, freeze frame
If I could freeze, she's ahhh, freeze frame
If I could shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo, freeze frame
If I could shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo, freeze frame

JESUS, MEET MR. GEILS. MR. GEILS, jESUS. MR. GEILS WILL BE PROVIDING TONIGHT'S MUSIC. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY CENTERFOLD

Sunday, April 09, 2017

Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringing a bell

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineer would see him sittin' in the shade
Strummin' with the rhythm that the drivers made
The people passing by, they would stop and say
"Oh my, but that little country boy could play"

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

His mother told him, "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big ol' band
Many people comin' from miles around
To hear you play your music when the sun go down
Maybe someday your name'll be in lights
Sayin' 'Johnny B. Goode tonight!'"

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

THEY DONT MAKE EM LIKE YOU ANY MORE MR. BERRY. TELL JESUS HI FOR ME.


Saturday, April 08, 2017

Sand Clit by Kasabain

Here's a song about jacking off
I jack off with my left hand
Together on the sand
We walked hand in hand
On the beach front, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my thumb up in her stubble
Country music
Played on the radio
So I turned it off
We walked down to the water
As I fucked your grandma's daughter
The wave it swept us away
What a hoe? What a hoe?
What a hoe?

UH.... WOW. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A SONG ABOUT SAND BECAUSE I RECENTLY VISITED SAND DUNE NATIONAL PARK. I DONT THIK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE... WOW.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams

My baby, he don't talk sweet
He ain't got much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway

And maybe he don't dress fine
But I don't really mind
'Cause every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

My baby may not be rich
He's watchin' every dime
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
We always have a real good time
And maybe he sings off-key
But that's alright by me, yeah
'Cause what he does, he does so well
Makes me wanna yell

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

'Cause every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

(Let's hear it for the boy) Let's hear it for my man
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man...
(Let's hear it for the boy)
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Let's hear it for my man, yeah...
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Pull yourself together
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Whoa, let's hear it for my boy
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man
(Let's hear it for the boy)
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man

AHHHHH, GOD BLESS HIS LITTLE 'OL HEART

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Everything's Alright by Jesus Christ Superstar

Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And we want you to sleep well tonight.
Let the world turn without you tonight.
If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us tonight

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Sleep and I shall soothe you, calm you, and anoint you.
Myrrh for your hot forehead, oh.
Then you'll feel
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And it's cool, and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet.
Close your eyes, close your eyes
And relax, think of nothing tonight.
Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Woman your fine ointment, brand new and expensive
Should have been saved for the poor.
Why has it been wasted? We could have raised maybe
Three hundred silver pieces or more.
People who are hungry, people who are starving
They matter more than your feet and hair!

Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Surely you're not saying we have the resources
To save the poor from their lot?
There will be poor always, pathetically struggling.
Look at the good things you've got.
Think while you still have me!
Move while you still see me!
You'll be lost, and you'll be sorry when I'm gone.

Sleep and I shall soothe you, calm you and anoint you.
Myrrh for your hot forehead/
Then you'll feel
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet.
Close your eyes, close your eyes, and relax
Think of nothing tonight.

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

I HOPE WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE IN OUR LIVES WHO WILL SING US THIS SONG TO COMFORT US EVEN WHEN WE KNOW THINGS WILL NOT BE ALRIGHT ANYTIME SOON

Friday, March 24, 2017

Break A Guitar by Ty Segall

Baby gonna break a guitar
Gonna make it a real big star
Baby gonna break a guitar
Gonna make it a real big star

Oh, looks like it's gonna rain
It's gonna rain, it's gonna rain

Oh, baby, take a guitar
I want you to be a big star
Oh, baby, take a guitar
I want you to be a big star

Oh, I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain

Come on, take it
Take my guitar
I'll be, I'll be at the bar

I was made in the, made in the rain
Oh, I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain

IS THIS GUY RELATED TO THE SEGALL MARTIAL ARTS DUDE WHO GOT FAT AND TURNED INTO A RIGHT WING NUT-JOB? OR MAYBE HE IS RELATED TO THE JOHNATHAN LIVINGSTON? AT ANY RATE, YES... WHILE HE IS AT THE BAR QUIETLY TAKE THE GUITAR OUT INTO THE RAIN AND SMASH IT,

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing by Chris Isaak

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.

You ever love someone so much you thought your little heart was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so.
You ever tried with all your heart and soul to get you lover back to you?
I wanna hope so.
You ever pray with all your heart and soul just to watch her walk away?

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.

You ever toss and turn your lying awake and thinking about the one you love?
I don't think so.
You ever close your eyes your making believe your holding the one your dreaming of?
Well if you say so.
I hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, she'll go.

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.

Ohh. Feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh, feel like crying, feel like crying.

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.

REALLY NOW, HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

Saturday, March 18, 2017

No Promises by San Fermin

Hey honey
Are you giving up
Hey honey
You look a little tired now

Wasn't very long ago
We were wolfing down America
Living in the undergrowth
And buzzing in the night

[Chorus]
On and on and round and round we circle
Up and down we're floating on the tide

I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises

Hey honey
I know it's been a while
Hey honey
I wouldn't blame you if you turned around

[Chorus]
On and on and round and round we circle
Up and down we're floating on the tide
I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises


Pack your bags
Leave your home
Drive all night
Do it for me

Change your clothes
Hold your coats
Cut your ties
Do it for me

Wet your lips
Dry your tears
Drink your doubts
Do it for me

Waste your youth
Count your years
Lose yourself
Do it for me

[Chorus 2x]
I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises

SO HERE IS MY ADVICE TO THE DUDE THIS CHICK IS SINGING TO... BUT HE WONT LISTEN... BECAUSE I AM A MIDDLE AGED MAN... AND HE IS A DUDE IN HIS 20S WHO THINKS HE IS IN LOVE. DUDE IF THE CHICK SAYS WELL GO AHEAD AND HANG BE WITH ME BUT I MIGHT LET YOU DONT. THATS JUST A HALF ASS WAY OF SAYING "IM NOT ALL IN AND YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE SO PREPAIR FOR ME TO BAIL." THE DUDE WONT LISTEN. AND SOMEDAY HE WILL BE THE MIDDLE AGED DUDE TALKING TO THE LOVE SMITTEN 20ISH.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Burning Car by John Foxx

she was dressed in a white suit
she looked like a bride too
chorus:
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
then i looked at the sunset
and it felt like a stage set
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
alright
and i looked at my watch face
i remembered the time and place
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
and i breathed in the night perfume
as we met in the dark room
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
alright

IF YOU ARE EVER IN A BURING CAR HERE IS WHAT YOU DO: 1. GET OUT. 2. RUN. 3. ONCE YOU REACH A SAFE DISTANCE TURN AROUND PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS AND SHAKE YOUR HEAD SADLY.


Thursday, March 09, 2017

That's What's Up by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros

I'll be the church, you be the steeple
You be the King, I'll be the people
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind
While I was being such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind
But you helped me change my mind

I'll be the sun, you be the shining
You be the clock, I'll be the timing
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind
While I was feeling so upset, I thought the sun never shine

Then I found Forever
Hey! Hey! love!
We've been best friends forever darling
That's' what's up!

Forever!
No matter what!
You've got my love to lean on darling
That's what's up!
You've got my love to lean on darling
No matter what!

You be the book, I'll be the binding
You be the words, I'll be the rhyming
While I was feeling such a wreck, I thought of losing my mind
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought the sun never shine

You be the bird, I'll be the feather
We'll be the best of friends forever
While I was feeling such a mess I thought you'd leave me behind
When I was feeling such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind

Then I'll find
Forever! And Always!
You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days!
Forever!
Come what may!
You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days!

You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days
All of our days
Yeah...
Love is a shelter
Love is a cause
Love goes on forever
Yeah, Love will leads us all
Love! It is our honor
Love! It is our all
Love goes on forever
Yeah, Love it is our home

Oh yeah!
Yeah! That's what's up!
Oh yeah!
That's what's up!
Yeah That's what's up!

YOU JUST KEEP YOUR STEEPLE TO YOURSELF

Monday, March 06, 2017

Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy

Girl I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me
After all of the things i've done for you
I buy you champagne, roses and put diamonds on your fingers
But still you hang out all night, what am I to do

My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, she parties all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)

Girl I seen you at clubs, just hangin out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night because your out romancin
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

But My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time (hold) yeah

party party party party party

whoooooo
whoooohoohooo

she likes to party all the time
she lets her hair down
she likes to party down

UH, DUDE... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

Saturday, March 04, 2017

Late March Death March by Freightened Rabbit

I cursed in church again, and the hand-claps all fell quiet
I watched the statue of you cry
The candle is blown, so we start the black march home
Through a stale and silent night

There's a funeral in your eyes and a drunk priest at your side
Staggering sermons never wash
There's no reproach, from a lit touch paper booth
Got stubborn marrow in bastard bones
Should we just get home, sleep this off
Throw some sorry's and then, do it all again, well...

Folded arms clutch homicide
The bridge is out and the river is high
This is a march death march, march death march
Yeah, there isn't a God, so I save my breath
Pray silence for the road ahead
And this march death march, march death march
Yeah I went too far

As we walk through an hour long pregnant pause
No grain of truce can be born
My bridge is burned, perhaps we'll shortly learn
That it was arson all along
Can we just get home, sleep this off
Throw some sorry's and then, do it all again.
Well like Bulver said, "less heart and more head"
So unfurrow that brow, and plant those seeds of doubt, oh

Folded arms clutch homicide
The bridge is out and the river is high
And this march death march, march death march
Ahh, there isn't a God, so I save my breath
Pray silence for the road ahead
And this march death march, march death march
The dead balloons and withered flowers
Sorry cannot save me now
And this march death march, march death march
Think I went too far

March death march, march death march
I went too far
March death march, march death march
Well, I went too far, I went too far
I went too far, I went too far
I went too far, I went too far
March death march
I went too far

WELL... EARLY MARCH DEATH MARCH REALLY...

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Sculpture by Skalpel

Here I am again on the brink of destruction
Lost all senses of comprehension
What I have seen is cold reality
The stage has frozenb but still approaching
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path and a missing key
Chaos in my mind, I am lost in thought
Never an end, why won’t it stop?
A sculpture ideal to be perfect in all ways
But what I see is a statue with no face
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path and a missing key
Looking down at the past forgotten
Undying memory of what was and that should have been
You’re not the fear, it’s me
Is there something here that is pulling me back?
Did I lose myself in this attack?
Arranging my mind’s complex thoughts
To be released from this predestined loss
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path that no one can see

WELL DUDE YOU NEED TO SEE THAT MOVIE THE BUTTERFLY AND THE DIVING BELL OR THAT ONE ON THAT SMART MATH DUDE FROM ENGLAND. YOU CAN BECOME A GENIOUS. MOSTLY THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT YOU JUST END UP LAYING IN YOUR FILTH UNTIL SOME DISGRUNTLED WORKER GETTING PAID 8 DOLLARS AN HOUR SCRAPES YOU OFF AND PUTS YOU TO BED.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The American Way by The Simpsons

[Shary Bobbins]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
[Bart] It's the American way!
[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
[Apu] For meat
[Shary Bobbins] And milk
[Apu] And milk!
[Shary Bobbins & Apu]
From nineteen-eighty-four!
[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!

IN HONOR OF BERV WRITING HIS SELF EVAL TODAY FOR A COMPANY THAT HAS AMERICA IN ITS NAME

Friday, February 17, 2017

I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying by Sting

Seven weeks have passed now since she left me
And she shows her face to ask me how I am.
She says the kids are fine and that they miss me,
Maybe I could come and babysit sometime.
She says "Are you ok? I was worried about you,
Can you forgive me? I hope that you'll be happy."
I said "I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm so happy, I'm laughing through my tears."
I saw a friend of mine. He said "I was worried about you,
I heard she had another man. I wondered how you felt about it"
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm so happy I'm laughing through my tears.
Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News
He got me joint custody and legal separation.
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears.
I can't stop crying, I'm laughing through my tears,
I'm laughing through my tears.
I took a walk along last night, I looked up at the stars,
To try and find an answer in my life.
I chose a star for me, I chose a star for him,
I chose two stars for my kids and one star for my wife.
Something made me smile, something seemed to ease the pain,
Something 'bout the universe and how it's all connected.
The park is full of Sunday fathers and melted ice cream.
We try to do the best within the given time.
A kid should be with his mother, everybody knows that,
What can a father do but babysit sometimes.
I saw that friend of mine, he said "you look different somehow."
I said "everybody's got to leave the darkness sometimes."
I said, "I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears."
"I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears."

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner

I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when I'm older

Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like a world upon my shoulders
I through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
Can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I'm gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
I've got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me

In my life there's been heartache and pain
I don't know if I can face it again
I can't stop now, I've traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
And I wanna feel, I want to feel what love is
And I know, I know you can show me

Let's talk about love
I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside
I want you to show me, and I'm feeling so much love
I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide
I know you can show me, yeah

I wanna know what love is, let's talk about love
I want you to show me, I wanna feel it too
I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too
And I know and I know, I know you can show me
Show me love is real, yeah
I wanna know what love is...

I FORGOT THIS SONG EVEN EXISTED EVEN THOUGH IT PLAYED ON THE RADIO ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan

Way back when
In Sixty-seven
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I
Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The Soul Survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Nice
Sure looks good
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Skate a little lower now

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all

WELL DUDE... IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE OLD IN 81 YOU SURE AS SHIT ARE OLD NOW THIRTY-SIX YEARS LATER. THAT IS THE IRONY OF SONGS LIKE THIS. YOU SING ABOUT GETTING OLDER... THEN YOU GET OLD... AND NO ONE REALLY DOES WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU ANY MORE BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY IS SO OBSESSED WITH YOUTH.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Tits by Sparks

Harry, it's good of you to stay
Hear every word I say
And not just duck away
God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice
Hey, Harry sit back down
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
They all look good after three or four,
So drink Harry, drink Harry,
Drink 'til you can't see no more
Of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
For months, for years,
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow
Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?
"Oh, that's no one dear",
The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well,
You know that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking
Don't you know I'm buying?
They all taste good after three or four
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
Of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
How well I know
Tits were only there for fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow
God, the room is spinning round
Hey, drive me home old pal
God, you sure get around
Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more
It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four
It's all so good after three or four
So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
Of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
How well I know
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow into a man
So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more

Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Is This Love by Bob Marley

I wanna love you and treat you right;
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We'll be together with a roof right over our heads;
We'll share the shelter of my single bed;
We'll share the same room, yeah! - for Jah provide the bread.
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
I got to know - got to know - got to know now!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!
I wanna love you - I wanna love and treat - love and treat you right;
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We'll be together, yeah! - with a roof right over our heads;
We'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! - of my single bed;
We'll share the same room, yeah! - for Jah provide the bread.

Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Wo-o-o-oah! Oh yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now!
Yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!
See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya -
love and treat ya right.
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads!
We'll share the shelter of my single bed;
We'll share the same room, yeah! Jah provide the bread.
We'll share the shelter of my single bed -

DUDE IN A MONTH OR TWO YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU HAD A BIGGER BED. A SINGLE BED FOR TWO IS OKAY FOR A WHILE BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU NEED SOME SPACE. BTW THERE IS A FAMOUS SUPERMODEL IN THIS VIDEO. SHE IS ONE OF THE CHILDREN.

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

Take the Skinheads Bowling by Camper Van Beethoven

Every day, I get up and pray to Jah
And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything
I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees
I had a dream--it was about nothing

WOW.... WOW... THIS PERFECTLY CAPTURES HIGHSCHOOL SONGWRITING. AND YES WE SHOULD TAKE THEM BOWLING.


Sunday, January 29, 2017

Exhuming McCarthy by R.E.M.

You're beautiful more beautiful than me
You're honorable more honorable than me
Loyal to the Bank of America
It's a sign of the times
It's a sign of the times
You're sharpening stones walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Vested interest united ties landed gentry rationalize
Look who bought the myth by jingo buy America
It's a sign of the times
It's a sign of the times
You're sharpening stones, walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones, walking on coals,
To improve your business acumen.
Enemy sighted, enemy met, I'm addressing the realpolitik
Look who bought the myth, by jingo, buy America
"Let us not assassinate this man further Senator,
You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir?
At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"
We're sharpening stones, walking on coals
To improve your business acumen.
Sharpening stones, walking on coals,
To improve your business acumen.
Enemy sighted, enemy met, I'm addressing the realpolitik
You've seen start and you've seen quit
(I'm addressing the table of content)
I always thought of you as quick
Exhuming McCarthy
(Meet me at the book burning)
Exhuming McCarthy
(Meet me at the book burning)

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Roads by Portishead

Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong
Storm, in the morning light
I feel, no more can I say
Frozen to myself
I got nobody on my side
And surely that ain't right
And surely that ain't right
Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong
Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong

Sunday, January 22, 2017

How You Remind Me by Nickelback

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without
A sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you
A heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and
I swear I still do
And it must have been so bad
Cause living with him must have
Damn near killed you
And this is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you
A heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, yet, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you
A heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong
I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah
Are we having fun yet?
Yeah, yeah, no, no

BERV LIKES NICKELBACK

Friday, January 20, 2017

The End is the Beginning is The End By Smashing Pumpkins

The sewers belch me up
The heavens spit me out
From Ether's tragic I am born again
And now I'm with you now
Inside your world of wow
To move in desires made of deadly pretends
Till the end times begin
Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Climb my ribcage to
The replays run for you
Unhook my lights to peek behind the flash
For I am crystal chrome
I am shatter dome
I am Kremlin king of angels avenged
To destroy the end
Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
The zeppelins rain upon us
The guns of love disastrous
A shadow lies amongst you
To defy the future cast
Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Strange



Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Wilderness Song by Dan Bern

I have been one who loved the wilderness
And crept between the mountain peaks
I have listened long to the sea’s brave music
On canyon trails, where the night winds were a’blowin
Blowing, sighin gently thru the pines
Musing, I walked behind my placid burro
While water rushed and broke on the rocks below
I sang my songs above the shriek of desert winds
Above the shriek of desert winds I sang my songs
I have known a green sea’s heaving,
I have loved the twisted trees
Red sand a blowin neath the turquoise skies
I have felt the rain a driftin, and slept behind the waterfall
And aspen glades that whisper wild sorrows
In cool sweet grasses I have lain and I have heard
The ghostly murmur of regret
I sang my songs above the shriek of desert winds
Above the shriek of desert winds I sang my songs
I have watched the clouds pile high
Singing I rode to meet the storm
And fought its fury til the sun fell in darkness
And the lightning heard my song
Say that I starved, say I’s lost and I was weary
Say that I was burned and blinded by the sun
Say that I was thirsty, sick and cold and lonely
But say that I kept to my dream
Always shall I be one who loves the wilderness
Swaggers soft between the mountain peaks
I shall sing my song above the shriek of desert winds
Above the shriek of desert winds I shall sing my song

I BELIEVE IN WILDERNESS. I LONG FOR IT AND ITS HEALING POWERS. I ALSO REALIZE I AM IN WILDERNESS RIGHT NOW. PERHAPS NEVER TO COME OUT. PERHAPS JUST TO RUN AROUND IN THE WOODS LIKE JOHN EATHING HONEY COMB AND LOCUSTS.


Sunday, January 15, 2017

Gravitie's Rainbow by Klaxons

Come on with me through ruined lipglock
Across Tangian deserts, we'll flock
Madcap Medusa, flank my foghorn
We'll change four seasons with our first born
All ships of sense on hyper ocean
All kites of chaos, still in motion
My culture vulture, such a dab hand
I'll steal you from the year 4000
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
I'll always be there, oh, oh, my future love
I'll always be there for you, my future love
Your tears leave trails of [Incomprehensible]
Autonoma, the [Incomprehensible]
Most crippled lines that I can't get to
You'd slip through time but I won't let you
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
I'll always be there, oh, oh, my future love
I'll always be there for you, my future love
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
I'll always be there, oh, oh, my future love
I'll always be there for you, my future love
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
I'll always be there, oh, oh, my future love
I'll always be there for you, my future love
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
Come with me, come with me, we'll travel to infinity
I'll always be there, oh, oh, my future love
I'll always be there for you, my future love

Saturday, January 14, 2017

You Love Me by Devotchka

Under the mothering eyes of the Mexican sky
She was happy and it shows in the sun
And it was fate laid in stone
Sacred heart, sacred ground
Her two children and we moved as one

And you said you loved me
You said you loved me

Now there’s something missing
when you’re kissing me
It’s subtle yet it’s gone
And then I’m suspicious
And then it gets vicious
And then it’s a hole right through the heart

And you said you loved me
I thought you loved me

Now there is an ocean of time
Between your life and mine
You look happy and you’re married again
And Oh my Lord how you’ve grown
To find me still alone
I am humble
I’m still trying to forget

When you said you loved me
I thought you loved me


WELL... THAT WILL TEACH HIM.




Thursday, January 12, 2017

A Dream by Common

(I am happy...I Have a Dream) I got a Dream
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out out out
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out out out
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out
(I Have a Dream) I got a Dream
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out out out
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out out out
(That One Day ) We gonna work it out
(I Have a Dream) I got a Dream
(That One Day) That one day
(That One Day) I'ma look deep within myself
(I Have a Dream) I gotta find a way...
My Dream Is To Be Free
My Dream Is To Be
My Dream Is To Be
My Dream Is To Be Free

[Verse 1:]
In search of brighter days, I ride through the maze of the madness,
Struggle is my address, where pain and crack lives,
Gunshots comin' from sounds of Blackness,
Given this game with no time to practice,
Born on the Black list, told I'm below average,
A life with no cabbage,
That's no money if you from where I'm from,
Funny, I just want some of your sun,
Dark clouds seem to follow me,
Alcohol that my pops swallowed bottled me,
No apology, I walk with a boulder on my shoulder,
It's a Cold War - I'm a colder soldier,
Hold the same fight that made Martin Luther the King,
I ain't usin' it for the right thing,
In between Lean and the fiends, hustle and the schemes,
I put together pieces of a Dream
I still have one

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
The world's seen me lookin' in the mirror,
Images of me, gettin' much clearer,
Dear Self, I wrote a letter just to better my soul,
If I don't express it then forever I'll hold, inside
I'm from a side where we out of control,
Rap music in the 'hood played a fatherly role,
My story's like yours, yo it gotta be told,
Tryna make it from a gangsta to a godlier role,
Read scrolls and stow slaves,
And Jewish people in cold cage,
Hate has no color or age, flip the page,
Now my rage became freedom,
Writin' dreams in the dark, they far but I can see 'em,
I believe in Heaven more than Hell,
Blessings more than jail,
In the ghetto let love prevail,
With a story to tell, my eyes see the glory and well,
The world waitin' for me to yell "I Have a Dream"

[Chorus]

IT IS A VERY DARK TIME MLK. BUT I STILL BELIEVE YOUR WORDS. THE ARCH OF THE UNIVERSE IS LONG BUT IT BENDS TOWARD JUSTICE.

Monday, January 09, 2017

What Would You Say by The Dave Matthews Band

Up and down the puppies' hair
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere
'Cause of original sin
Down the hill fell Jack and Jill
And you came tumbling after
'Cause of original sin

Rip away the tears
Drink a hope to happy years
And you may find
A lifetime's passed you by

What would you say
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Don't cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say

I was there when the bear
Are his head, thought it was a candy
Everyone goes in the end
Knock knock on the door
Who's it for, there's nobody in here
Look in the mirror my friend

I don't understand at best
And cannot speak for all the rest
In the morning rise
A lifetime's passed me by

What would you say
Don't drop the big one
If you a monkey on a string
Don't cut my lifeline
If you a doggie on a chain
Don't bite the mailman
What would you say

Every dog has its day every day has its way
Of being forgotten -
Mom it's my birthday
What would you say

THIS SONG AND THIS ALBUM REMIND ME OF SANTA FE SUMMER 1995



Friday, January 06, 2017

I'll Stick Around by Foo Fighters

I thought I knew all it took to bother you
Every word I said was true that you'll see
How could it be I'm the only one who sees your rehearsed insanity
I still refuse all the methods you've abused
It's all right if you're confused let me be
I've been around all the pawns
You've gagged and bound
They'll come back and knock you down and I'll be free
I've taken all and I've endured
One day it all will fade
I'm sure
I don't owe you anything
I had no other hand in your ever desperate plan
It returns and when it lands words are due
I should've known we were better off alone
I looked in and I was shown
You were too
I've taken all and I've endured
One day it all will fade
I'm sure
I don't owe you anything
I'll stick around and learn from all that came from it

Monday, January 02, 2017

You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man by The Beards

You catch his eye, from across the room you catch his eye
You think ‘oh my, he’s got quite the beard, oh my’
And now you want to but you can’t look away
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey
And now you find yourself walking his way
Hey hey

You should consider having sex with a bearded man
You’re getting these feelings that you can’t understand
(Sex with a bearded man)
You think you can’t but you can
Don’t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight

Don’t be scared, his beard is soft to the touch, don’t be scared
You get some hair, in your mouth when you kiss him you get some hair
You’ve never been with a man like him before
But each time you look at that beard, you want it more
And now he’s asking you, ”my place or yours?”
Good lord

You are about to have sex with a bearded man
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands

(Sex with a bearded man)
This wasn’t part of the plan
Don’t try to fight, just get freaky with a beard tonight

And now you grab him by his facial hair
He’s got some food stuck in his beard but you don’t care
You say “rub that beard on me everywhere”
Oh yeah

Now it appears you’re having sex with a bearded man
His sweaty beard is drips like a watering can
(Sex with a bearded man)
Just take your life in your hands, and ride that bearded man

And he’ll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bedside
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my
Congratulations you’ve had sex with a bearded man