Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Body and Soul by Billie Holiday



You're making me blue
All that you do
Seems unfair
You try not to hear
Turn a deaf ear
To my prayer
It seems you don't want to see
What you are doing to me
My arms are waiting to caress you
And to my heart they long to press you, sweet heart

My heart is sad and lonely
For you I cry
For you, dear, only
I tell you I mean it
I'm all for you
Body and soul

I spend my days in longing
And wondering it's me you're wronging
Why haven't you seen it?
I'm all for you
Body and soul

I can't believe it
It hard to conceive it
That you'd turn away romance
Are you pretending?
Don't say it's the ending
I wish I could have one more change to prove, dear
My life a hell you're making
You know I'm yours for just the taking
I'd gladly surrender
Myself to you
Body and soul

Life's dreary for me
Day's seem to be long as years
I've looked for the sun
But can see none
Through my tears
Your heart must be like a stone
To leave me like this alone
When you could make my life worth living
By taking what I'm set on giving, sweet heart

My heart is sad and lonely
For you I cry
For you, dear, only
I tell you I mean it
I'm all for you
Body and soul

LADY... THIS AINT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT... LET HIM COME HOME AND FIND THE DOOR LOCKED... BETTER YET HAVE YOUR BROTHER BREAK HIS LEGS.


Wednesday, June 06, 2018

Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

Here's the thing: we started out friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

You dedicated, you took the time
Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get what I want
Since you've been gone

How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

How come I'd never hear you say,
"I just wanna be with you."
I guess you never felt that way

But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get (I get) what I want
Since you've been gone

You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again, and again, and again

Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want

I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know)
That I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone 

KELLY CLARKSON IS WHAT STEVE CARELL SHOUTS OUT WHEN HE IS GETTING HIS CHEST HAIR WAXED IN THE MOVIE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. SFX. RRRRRRIIIIIPPP!!! AAAAAAAHHHH! KELLY CLARKSON!








Thursday, May 31, 2018

Chocolate Cake by Crowded House


Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown
I don't know what tune that the orchestra played
But it went by me sickly and sentimental

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner
And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek
And the sugar that dripped from the violins' bow
Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate
Cars shooting by with no number plates
And hear comes Mrs. Hairy Legs

I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
The excess of fat on your American bones
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker
Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?
Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight
Can I buy another slice of real estate?
Liberace must be laughing in his grave

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?


WOW THEY WERE SAYIN' AMERICANS WERE FAT IN 1991... DAVID LETTERMAN SHOULD HAVE SAID 'YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET.'

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Peach, Plumb, Pear by Joanna Newsome

We speak in the store, I'm a sensitive bore
You seem markedly more and I'm oozing surprise
But it's late in the day and you're well on your way
What was golden went gray and I'm suddenly shy

And the gathering floozies afford to be choosy
And all sneezing darkly in the dimming divide
And I have read the right book to interpret your look
You were knocking me down with the palm of your eye

This is unlike the story, it was written to be
I was riding its back when it used to ride me
And we were galloping manic to the mouth of the source
We were swallowing panic in the face of its force

And I am blue
I am blue and unwell
Made me bolt like a horse

Now it's done
Watch it go
You've changed so
Water runs from the snow

And am I so dear?
Do I run rare?
You've changed so
Peach, plum, pear
Peach, plum



Monday, May 28, 2018

You and Me by Feldberg

Once I thought that I could fly
I tried so hard I wonder why
So innocent and full of life
So far away the worldly strife
It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s just the way it′s meant to be

After all we were young
And nothing′s new under the sun
This is where it all begun
We lead our lives on and on
On and on and on and on


It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s just the way it′s meant to be
You gave me all I′ve got
Then you gave me just a little bit more
A little bit more
A little bit more

It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s all about you and me
It′s just the way it′s meant to be