Monday, September 19, 2016

I've Got the Clap by the Giggles

We got the clap
You got the clap
We cook the rocks
You took the smack
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We took the yellow ones
You took the black
Uh huh

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
I took the back
Oh Yeah

We got the clap
We got it

We got the clap
You got the clap
Wipe my face
On the welcome mat
Uh huh

We got the junk
You got the junk
Shake shake shake
Taste the spunk
Uh huh, I said the spunk

We got the clap
Can't be beat
Got it off the back of a toilet seat
Shake your hips
Mind your feet
Oh yeah

We got the clap
We got the clap
We got it

(Instrumental)

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
We took the back
Oh yeah

Catch my drift
Catch that too
Caught it off a buck-tooth prostitute
You took the front
I took the back
Oh yeah

We got the clap
(We got the clap, can't be beat)
I got the clap
(Got it off the back of a toilet seat)
You got the clap
(Shake your hips, mind your feet)
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We got the clap!

I WAS JUST TELLING BERV THAT THE WORD CLAP, WHEN USED TO REFER TO AN STD, HAS ALWAYS MADE ME SMILE. THIS SONG IS SLIGHTLY DISTURBNIG THOUGH. I GUESS THATS HOW YOU GET IT THOUGH SO... IT'S FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE.

3 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

The video in that link doesn't match the song lyrics. The video I saw was a wiggles spoof. And it was the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Aaron Vattano said...

Both of these songs are trying desperately to show people how witty they are by using the word "clap" with a double meaning. The clap is an std so they think it's funny to sing about it. Using double entrees. It's actually very immature and not funny. But I suppose every artist has to go through that phase. Reading the lyrics and watching the other video was like watching an akward teenager trying to act cool.

Pirate Aggro said...

Lame.. Lame as hell.