Hawaiian Wedding Song by Elvis Presley

This is the moment
I've waited for
I can hear my heart singing
Soon bells will be ringing

This is the moment
Of sweet Aloha
I will love you longer than forever
Promise me that you will leave me never

Here and now dear,
All my love,
I vow dear
Promise me that you will leave me never
I will love you longer than forever

U-a, si-la
Pa-a ia me o-e
Ko a-lo-ha ma-ka-mea e i-po
Ka-'u ia e le-i a-e ne-i la

Now that we are one
Clouds won't hide the sun
Blue skies of Hawaii smile
On this, our wedding day
I do love you with all my heart 

MAN... I REALLY WANTED HIM TO PUSH HER INTO THE WATER... THAT IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE... THEN WE ALL WOULD HAVE A GOOD LAUGH...

Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady and she said, "oh, it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew."

That you like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
You're the lady I've looked for, come with me and escape

If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape

Yes I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's where we'll plan our escape

WOW... THEY WERE FLAT OUT BOTH PLANNING ON CHEATING ON EACH OTHER... AND BOTH OF THEM JUST LAUGHED... I DONT THINK THATS HOW IT WOULD REALLY GO DOWN... BUT HOW DO YOU SING ABOUT AN EMPARRASSING SCREAMING ARGUMENT WITH TABLES OVERTURNED?

Brass In Pocket by The Pretenders

Got brass in pocket
Got bottle, I'm gonna use it
Intention, I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Got motion, restrained emotion
Been driving Detroit leaning
No reason, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my side step
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my imagination

'Cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special so special
I gotta have some of your attention give it to me

Got rhythm I can't miss a beat
Got new skank it's so reet
Got something I'm winking at you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice

'Cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me
'Cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here
No one like me
I'm special, so special
I gotta have some of your attention

Give it to me 

YOU HAD ME AT 'GOT'

Punk Kid by Joan of Arc

Didn't even flinch a muscle torn
Trailer dad wait
Jumped in the snow
I get my head shaved 'cause of the light
My collared shirts have bottoms tucked inside
By brother won't talk, he bites on his fist
He likes to look at the chips
Of the centre of the bun


All my life
I've been eating shit
Look at me
I'm a real punk kid

Follow the girls along the road
They look to see
I think I am in a dream
I run in the woods, I run the woods
Hiding in the ground
The road through the trees
Jackson and state road grow so big
There's no services
Just a fruit tree where he'd sit
And that story about me and the cow
Well, it's not true
But they repeat it anyhow

All my life
I've been eating shit
Well look at me
I'm a real punk kid

All my life
I've been eating shit
Well look at me
I'm a real punk kid

ALLS I CAN SAY IS... I RELATE... SOMEHOW... I RELATE VERY DEEPLY...

Body and Soul by Billie Holiday

You're making me blue
All that you do
Seems unfair
You try not to hear
Turn a deaf ear
To my prayer
It seems you don't want to see
What you are doing to me
My arms are waiting to caress you
And to my heart they long to press you, sweet heart

My heart is sad and lonely
For you I cry
For you, dear, only
I tell you I mean it
I'm all for you
Body and soul

I spend my days in longing
And wondering it's me you're wronging
Why haven't you seen it?
I'm all for you
Body and soul

I can't believe it
It hard to conceive it
That you'd turn away romance
Are you pretending?
Don't say it's the ending
I wish I could have one more change to prove, dear
My life a hell you're making
You know I'm yours for just the taking
I'd gladly surrender
Myself to you
Body and soul

Life's dreary for me
Day's seem to be long as years
I've looked for the sun
But can see none
Through my tears
Your heart must be like a stone
To leave me like this alone
When you could make my life worth living
By taking what I'm set on giving, sweet heart

My heart is sad and lonely
For you I cry
For you, dear, only
I tell you I mean it
I'm all for you
Body and soul

LADY... THIS AINT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT... LET HIM COME HOME AND FIND THE DOOR LOCKED... BETTER YET HAVE YOUR BROTHER BREAK HIS LEGS.

Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

Here's the thing: we started out friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

You dedicated, you took the time
Wasn't long 'til I called you mine
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get what I want
Since you've been gone

How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah
Since you've been gone

How come I'd never hear you say,
"I just wanna be with you."
I guess you never felt that way

But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get (I get) what I want
Since you've been gone

You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again, and again, and again

Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get, I get what I want

I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know)
That I get, I get what I want
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone 

KELLY CLARKSON IS WHAT STEVE CARELL SHOUTS OUT WHEN HE IS GETTING HIS CHEST HAIR WAXED IN THE MOVIE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. SFX. RRRRRRIIIIIPPP!!! AAAAAAAHHHH! KELLY CLARKSON!