Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Can Your Pussy Do The Dog by The Cramps

Here kitty, kitty
You better move along
'Cuz the big cats walk
At the break of dawn
Now doggonnit baby
Oh, I said dog gone
Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the houndog, baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Well, this whole mess useless now
As a whistle on a plow
If your pussy can't do the dog
I'm the king of the jungle
They call me Tiger, man
I'm gonna do the bird
If I can, if I can
My bird can do the dog
If your pussy can
Hey can your pussy do the dog?
Tell me, can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the bulldog, baby?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Come on, wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your pussy can't do the dog
Hey, hey, hey
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
Hully, hully, gully
No pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your pussy can't do the dog
Hey, can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Can your pussy do the poodle cut, baby doll?
Can your pussy do the dog?
Well, no pedigree from France
Will get you in the dance
Listen, your pussy can't do the dog
Come on and wag that tail
Baby, you can't fail
If'n your pussy can do the dog
Cha, cha, cha
 


5 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

I think this song is meant to have a double meaning. But it of the word "pussy" is being used to mean vagina instead of a cat it doesn't make sense for a vagina to "do a dog". A dog could do a pussy I suppose but a pussy can't do a dog. A pussy can't move. It has to have things done to it. I think these dudes were so excited to sing a clever song with a double meaning they didn't stop to realize it don't make sense. Also they should have had at least one music lesson before performing this song in front of an audience. Actually I take that back. By the look of the people in the crowd they probably couldn't tell the difference between music and static on the radio.

Pirate Aggro said...

Lame

Dan Tschirhart said...

I remember the fuckos from freak forest wore Cramps t-shirts all the time, but this band never did much for me.

This song reminds me of art class with Dusty Jackson, because the class consisted of most of the denizens from freak forest

Hey Bulldog was a much better song about dogs

Pirate Aggro said...

Ahhhh Freak Forrest. Remember when we used to chant "He's a very fat fuck from Freak Forrest, Fuck-o Fuck-o." Ahh good times. There also used to be a saying "Girls that smoke are girls that poke so don't go out with a girl who smokes" and I remember thinking "isn't that exactly why response.you would want to go out with them?" I dunno its just me I guess.

Anyway I told Ziah the other day that we used to call the park where the folks used to go to smoke Freak Forrest. She was very offended. I didn't even chant the freak forest thing.

As for Berv's response.. Yes dude you were a musical virtuoso in the fresnels. When you would whip out your melodica the girls would fling their panty's at the stage.

As for The Cramps... I love them just for having such a rad name.

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