Saturday, July 30, 2016

The Perfect Nanny by The Sherman Brothers

Jane Banks:
[Spoken]
Wanted a nanny for two adorable children
[Sung]
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, Nanny!
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks.

MIGHT I ADD... NO FAT CHICKS

4 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

Mary poppins is a boring movie. But there are some rad things in it. Mr. Banks is awesome. And Julie Andrews in that corset is sexy. But it's a long movie and the scenes move at a snails pace. Way too much talking. The dude who lives next to mr banks who fires his cannon is insane and that part makes no sense. It has a good message in the story but overall it's a boring movie. But if you watch just select scenes it's good. Which brings me to this song. This is a fun scene in the movie. The scene after this when marry poppins shows up and mr. Banks tries to get the ripped up note from the fireplace is awesome. But shit man. The rest of the movie can go to hell

Dan Tschirhart said...

Mary Poppins does move rather slow, and I do agree it has its moments

I like the part where they tell jokes and their laughter makes them float towards the ceiling

I've always loved Chim-Chim Chimney, and I don't know why

Plus, it's fun to play on the Ukulele

Yeah, if you made Mary Poppins - The Remix with only the really cool scenes ~ you'd have yourself a hit

I also enjoyed the 'Sherry Bobbins' episode of the Simpsons - that's some classic stuff









Pirate Aggro said...

Yes the Berv had no idea I was quoting Simpsons. And he was offended by 'might I add no fat chicks' because of his fatty faze.

Aaron Vattano said...

Blackout