Saturday, April 08, 2017

Sand Clit by Kasabain

Here's a song about jacking off
I jack off with my left hand
Together on the sand
We walked hand in hand
On the beach front, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my thumb up in her stubble
Country music
Played on the radio
So I turned it off
We walked down to the water
As I fucked your grandma's daughter
The wave it swept us away
What a hoe? What a hoe?
What a hoe?

UH.... WOW. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A SONG ABOUT SAND BECAUSE I RECENTLY VISITED SAND DUNE NATIONAL PARK. I DONT THIK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE... WOW.

1 comment:

Aaron Vattano said...

This is probably the worst song I've ever heard. I used to think songs like this were at their best funny, and at their worst at least harmless. Now lame songs like this make me want to smash people's faces. I will start with yours Chris