Friday, June 09, 2017

Liar Liar GE2017 by Captain Ska

"We have a mission to make Britain a country that works, not for the privileged and not for the few, but for every one of our citizens. And together we, the Conservative Party, can build a better Britain...'

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 1]
We all know politicians like telling lies
Big ones, little ones, porky pies
Saying they're strong and stable won't disguise
We're still being taken for a ride
With nurses going hungry
Schools in decline
I don't recognise this broken country of mine
They're having a laugh
Let's show them the door
Then cut the rich, not the poor

[Bridge: Theresa May sample]
"I've been very clear that I think we need that period of time, that stability, to be able to deal with the issues that the country is facing. I'm not going to be calling a snap election."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

[Verse 2]
I want to have a government that
Doesn't think that fascism is where it's at
Cos putting the Mother of all Bombs
Into tiny hands can go very wrong
I'm hoping for a future for my child
Where she can grow, and feel inspired
Do everything in your power you can
People rising up is the only plan

[Bridge 2: Theresa May sample]
"When future generations look back at this time, they will judge us not only by the decision that we made, but by what we made of that decision. They will see that we shaped them a brighter future. They will know that we built them a better Britain."

[Chorus]
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no
She's a liar liar (Oh)
She's a liar liar (No)
You can't trust her
No no no no

TO RECOGNIZE THE HILARIOUS FACE PLANT THAT ACCURED BECAUSE OF OVERCONFIDENCE

3 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

I know nothing of this woman. I guess someone doesn't like her. We tend to dehumanize people in the public eye and feel it's safe to say whatever we want about them as if they are not people with feelings. We forget that if you can't say something nice about someone don't say anything at all. That said trump is still a fucko.

Dan Tschirhart said...

Who can you really trust?

Lying is one of the first things we learn to do as kids

They say the two main reasons we lie is to spare other people's feelings

or to get something we want

I can respect the sparing of feelings in most situations

But lying to get what you want comes down to your conscience and what you can live with

Some people are basically monsters

Others lie when they have to

And I suppose some just can't help it

To quote Homer ~ 'Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.'

Pirate Aggro said...

Man Homer is so wise.
Well we are supposedly in a post truth era because of trump. I am skeptical. Some folks still like the truth. But to quote the great Nicholson some people "Can't handle the truth." I guess before post truth we were post race because of Obama. But I am skeptical of that too. Seems like we got a lot of shootin and yelling going on about race still.