Puppy Love By Donny Osmond

And they called it puppy love
Oh I guess they'll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

And they called it puppy love
Just because we're in our teens
Tell them all, please tell them it isn't fair
To take away my only dream

I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I hope and I pray that maybe someday
You'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms (in my arms)
Once again (you'll be back in my arms once again)

Someone help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above?
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

Someone help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above?
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

(This is not a puppy love)
(This is not a puppy love)
Not a puppy love
(This is not a puppy love)
(This is not a puppy love)

AS HE EMBARKS ON A NEW ADVENTURE AND MAYBE A NEW MORMON FRIEND...

Unbelievable by EMF

Oh!
(What the?)
(What the fuck was that?)
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies
You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
Oh!
(What the?)
(What the fuck was that?)
You burden me with your problems
By telling me more than mine
I'm always so concerned
With the way you say
You've always go to stop
To think of us being one
Is more than I ever know
But this time, I realize
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
Oh!
(What the?)
(What the?)
(What the?)
(What the fuck was that?)
Seemingly lastless, don't mean
You can ask us
Pushing down the relative
Bringing out your higher self
Think of the fine times
Pushing down the better few
Instead of bringing out the clues
To want the world and everything your asked to
Brace yourself with the grace of ease
I know this world ain't what it seems
(What the fuck was that?)
(It's unbelievable)
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies
You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
It's why I love you more
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable
Oh!
(What the?)
(What the)
You're so unbelievable
(What the?)
(What the?)
You're unbelievable
(It's unbelievable)
Oh!
(What the?)
(What the?)
(What the?)
(What the fuck was that?)
You're unbelievable

HUH... THAT DUDES HAT IS ON CROOKED...

Crazy for You by Slowdrive

Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you
Crazy for lovin' you

OKAY... CALL ME CRAZY... BUT I THINK THEY ARE TRYING TO SAY THEY LIKE THIS PERSON...

Under the Boardwalk by The Drifters

Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire proof
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk

In the park you hear the happy sound of a carousel
Mm-mm, you can almost taste the hot dogs and french fries they sell
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk

Ooh, under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be

out of the sun
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be havin' some fun
(Under the boardwalk) people walking above
(Under the boardwalk) we'll be falling in love
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk

IVE BEEN UNDER THE BOARDWALK AT THE SANTA MONICA PIER… IT WAS STINKY AND TRASHY AND USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLEY… NOT THE KIND OF PLACE TO BE LYING ON A BLANKET WITH YOUR BABY… CERTAINLY NOT SOMEPLACE TO BE MAKING LOVE…


IVE BEEN UNDER THE BOARDWALK AT THE SANTA MONICA PIER… IT WAS STINKY AND TRASHY AND USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLEY… NOT THE KIND OF PLACE TO BE LYING ON A BLANKET WITH YOUR BABY… CERTAINLY NOT SOMEPLACE TO BE MAKING LOVE…

Greatest Show by The Greatest Showman

Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for (woah)

Been searching in the dark, your sweat soaking through the floor (woah)

And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore

Taking your breath, stealing your mind

And all that was real is left behind

Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya

It's only this moment, don't care what comes after

Your fever dream, can't you see it getting closer

Just surrender 'cause you feel the feeling taking over

It's fire, it's freedom, it's flooding open

It's a preacher in the pulpit and you'll find devotion

There's something breaking at the brick of every wall it's holding

All that you know, so tell me do you wanna go?

Where it's covered in all the colored lights

Where the runaways are running the night

Impossible comes true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

We light it up, we won't come down

And the sun can't stop us now

Watching it come true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

(Woah) colossal we come these renegades in the ring

(Woah) where the lost get found in the crown of the circus king

Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya

It's only this moment, don't care what comes after

It's blinding outside and I think that you know

Just surrender 'cause you're calling and you wanna go

Where it's covered in all the colored lights

Where the runaways are running the night

Impossible comes true, intoxicating you

Oh, this is the greatest show

We light it up, we won't come down

And the sun can't stop us now

Watching it come true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

It's everything you ever want

It's everything you ever need

And it's here right in front of you

This is where you wanna be (this is where you wanna be)

It's everything you ever want

It's everything you ever need

And it's here right in front of you

This is where you wanna be

This is where you wanna be

When it's covered in all the colored lights

Where the runaways are running the night

Impossible comes true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

We light it up, we won't come down

And the sun can't stop us now

Watching it come true, it's taking over you

This is the greatest show

When it's covered in all the colored lights

Where the runaways are running the night

Impossible comes true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

We light it up, we won't come down

And the walls can't stop us now

I'm watching it come true, it's taking over you

Oh, this is the greatest show

'Cause everything you want is right in front of you

And you see the impossible is coming true

And the walls can't stop us (now) now, yeah

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show (oh)

(This is the greatest show)

This is the greatest show (oh)

This is the greatest show

KEALA SETTLE IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS FROM COLLAGE... SHE PLAE BEARDED LADY... HER SONG IN THE MOVIE IS THE ONLY THING NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR IN THE MOVIE... GO SEE IT... THE MOVIE IS AWESOME... KEALA IS AWESOME...

I Like You Dandelion Hands

I am scared to say I miss you
Last time I had you I should have kissed you
These feelings fester up inside
But how could I deny these butterflies

I hope I'm not stuck on your waiting list
Because I dream of you in colors that don't exist
And I think it's high time for you to know

I like you, I like you, I like you
And I hope you like me too

You've been there through all I've been through
Kept me sane and held my hand too

The way you make me feel alright
So how could I deny your lips on mine

I hope I'm not stuck on your waiting list
Because I dream of you in colors that don't exist
And I think it's high time for you to know

I like you, I like you, I like you
And I hope you like me too

I am scared to say I miss you
Last time I had you I should have kissed you
These feelings fester up inside
But how could I deny these butterflies

I'VE FELT LIKE THIS A FEW TIME. ITS BOTH WONDERFUL AND MISERABLE. IT IS LIKE GETTING INTO A REALLY HOT TUB. YOU WANT TO JUMP OUT BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD. ITS A SYMPTOM OF IMATURE LOVE. THATS WHY YOU DONT FEEL IT ANY MORE AFTER A CERTAIN POINT. UNLESS YOU HAVENT MATURED. THE LAST TIME WAS 1996 FOR ME.

Eat Y'Self Fitter by The Fall

I'm in the furniture trade
Got a new job today
But stick the cretin
On the number-three lathe

Went down the town
To a HM club
The sign had a cross
Through a couple well-dressed
They looked at my coat
They looked at my hair
An Easy Rider coot
Grabbed the edge of my coat
Said: 'You're too smart for here'
I said: 'I'll see the manager'

He was the manager
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter

Analytics have got
My type worked out
Analytics on me
The poison render
I grope about
And when I go out
My mind splits
My eyes doth hurt
The musical chairs
Have been swallowed up
By a cuddly group
Who land and rub off
Hoping that
Whatever it is
Will land and drop off

I met a hero of mine
I shook his hand
Got trapped in the door
Felt a fool, I tell ya

Charmed to meet ya
Eat y'self fitter
Up the stairs mister
Eat y'self fitter

Became a recluse
And bought a computer
Set it up in the home
Elusive big one
On the screen
Saw the Holy Ghost, I swear
On the screen

Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
Where's the cursor?
Where's the eraser?
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
G-O-H-O-H-O-9-O
H-O-9-O-G-O-H-O

What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter
What's a computer?
Eat y'self fitter

The Kevin Ayers scene
South of France
Plush velvet
Aback! Aback!
Aback! Aback!
Levis Fridays
Greek holidays
Barratt heritance X 3

Mit-Dem! X3
Don't wanna be a mit-dem! X4

Pick the fleas mister
Eat y'self fitter
Eat y'self fitter?
Eat y'self fitter

Who tells you what
To tape on your vid. chip
How do you know the progs you miss
Are worse than those you single out?
And what'll you do when the rental's up?
And your bottom rack is full of vids
Of programs you will nay look at
The way they act is, oh, sheer delight
Cardboard copyright
Make it right
Panic in Sudan
Panic in Wardour
Panic in Granadaland
Panic all over
By the wretched timesheeters
Of my delight
One starry night
The powers that be will have to meet
And have no choice but to...

Eat each other
Eat y'self fitter
Eat each other?
Eat y'self fitter

(Eat y'self fitter)

Portly and with good grace
The secret straight-back ogre entered
His brain aflame
With all the dreams
It had conjured X4

Mit-dem
Don't wanna be a mid-dem X4

The centimeter square
Eat y'self fitter
Said it purged fear
Eat y'self fitter

MARK E. SMITH, PROFESSIONAL ASSHOLE IN THE VEIGN OF SID. THE WORLD IS A SADDER LESS ANGRY PLACE WITHOUT YOU.

Colonizer by Tune-Yards

I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I comb my white woman's hair with a comb made especially generally for me
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories, stories

Colonizer
Colonizer
C-c-c-c-c-c-colonizer
C-c-c-c-c-c-colonizer

I use my white woman's voice to interpret my troubles with African men
I turn on my white woman's voice to contextualize acts with my white women friends
I cry my white woman tears carving grooves in my cheeks to display what I meant
I smell the blood in my voice, I smell the blood in my voice
Especially the blood in my voice, especially the blood in my voice

I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I use my white woman's voice to tell stories of troubles with African men
I comb my white woman's hair with a comb made especially generally for me
I smell the blood in my voice, especially the blood in my voice, especially the

I can feel you creep into my private life

I USE MY WHITE MANS VOICE TO TAP DANCE

I Love Rock 'N Roll by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

I saw him dancing there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about seventeen
The beat was going strong
Playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He smiled, so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter, he said, 'cause it's all the same
He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
And next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me
Next we were moving on, he was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me
Ow!

He said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
Next we're moving on, he was with me, yeah me
And we'll be moving on and singing that same old song, yeah with me

Singing, I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with

I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock and roll
So come and take your time and dance with me

THIS SONG AND MS. JETT AROUSED MY LITTLE TEN YEAR OLD HEART AND SOUL. I REMEMBER WAITING FOR HOURS FOR THE VIDEO TO PLAY ON MTV.

You'll Be Back by King George

You say
The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man
You'll be back, soon you'll see
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back, time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da…

You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I am gone...
And no, don't change the subject
'Cause you're my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…

You'll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I'll love you till my dying days
When you're gone, I'll go mad
So don't throw away this thing we had
'Cause when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat—
Everybody!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da dat dat da ya da!
Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da da da da
Dat dat da ya da!

HIS PEE WAS PURLE. NO JOKE. LOOK IT UP.

Popular by Nada Surf

Three important rules for breaking up:
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind of straightforward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends!

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks!
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating!
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again!
I'm sure he'll like it!
Everyone will appreciate it!
You're so novel, what a good idea!
You can keep you time to your self!
You don't need date insurance!
You can go out with whoever you want to!
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours!
If you'll just listen to my plan:
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarterback
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm a teachers pet
I make football bets

WELL GIRLS ARE USUALLY CHICKEN SHIT ABOUT BREAKING UP... IN FACT WITH SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED WE GOT BACK FROM A TRIP TOGETHER AND SHE JUST DISSAPPEARED AT THE AIRPORT... A MONTH LATER SHE CALLED AND ASKED IF WE COULD BE FRIENDS... I SAID SURE AS LONG AS YOU NEVER CALL ME AGAIN... I GUESS WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE SHE NEVER DID... TWO MONTHS LATER SHE WAS MARRIED TO A DUDE SHE HAD JUST MET... NO JOKE... I GUESS I WAS PRETTY LAME WHEN I DROP KICKED JULIE... BUT JESUS... AT LEAST I SAID SOMETHING...