Saturday, May 12, 2018

A Discourse On Nudity by Sam the American Eagle

I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today.
And I, for one, am just appalled by it.
Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked?
Hmm?
Is that disgusting?
And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too.
Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted.
Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither.
Birds too.
Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all!
Abs...


Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Good Morning Starshine by Oliver

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello
You twinkle above us
We twinkle below

Good morning starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

Giddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le le lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song

Good morning starshine
There's love in your skies
Reflecting the sunlight
In my lover's eyes

Good morning starshine
My love and me as we sing
Our early morning singing song

Giddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song

Can you hear me
Singing a song, humming a song, singing a song
Loving a song, laughing a song, singing the song
Sing the song, song the sing
Song song song sing sing sing sing song



Friday, May 04, 2018

The Night the Lights went out In Georgia by Vicki Lawrence

He was on his way home from Candletop
Been two weeks gone and he'd thought he'd stop at Webb's
And have him a drink before he went home to her

Andy Wolloe said hello
And he said, "Hi, what's doing, Wo?"
Said, "Sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt."

He said, "I'm your best friend and you know that's right
But your young bride ain't home tonight
Since you been gone, she's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth."

Well, he got mad and he saw red
And Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head
Cause to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself."

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Well, Andy got scared and left the bar
Walking on home, cause he didn't live far
See, Andy didn't have many friends
And he just lost him one

Brother thought his wife musta left town
So he went home and finally found
The only thing Papa had left him and that was a gun

Then he went off to Andy's house
Slippin' through the backwoods, quiet as a mouse
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make
He looked through the screen at the back porch door
And he saw Andy lying on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake

Well, the Georgia patrol was making their rounds
So he fired a shot just to flag them down
And a big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun
And said "Why'd you do it?"

Well, the judge said guilty in a make-believe trial
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile
Said, "Supper's waitin' at home and I gotta get to it."

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
That's the night that they hung an innocent man
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Well, they hung my brother before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
And that's one body that'll never be found
See, little sister don't miss when she aims her gun

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, whoa-oh
That's the night that they hung an innocent man, uh-huh
Well, don't trust your soul to no backwoods, southern lawyer
Cause the judge in the town's got bloodstains on his hands

Oh, that's the night that the lights went out in Georgia



Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Intersexual by Ozark Henry

  • Can you feel anything
  • A cybertech way of living
  • A unisex blend of choice
  • A private place, a private level
  • An innerspace head control
  • Intersexual
  • Online intercourse
  • Interactive
  • Cyber unicorn
  • A cybertech way of living
  • A unisex blend of choice
  • A private place, a private level
  • An innerspace head control
  • Intersexual
  • Online intercourse
  • Cyber unicorn
  • Intersexual
  • Nightjar's special
  • We lock in for more
  • A cybertech way of living
  • A unisex blend of choice
  • A private place, a private level
  • An innerspace head control
  • Read the lips, read the lines
  • Touch your screen, get connected
  • Tune in for a special date
  • Make that call and get elected
  • Intersexual
  • Online intercourse
  • Interactive
  • Cyber unicorn
  • Intersexual
  • Online intercourse
  • Nightjar's special
  • We lock in for more


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