Saturday, December 10, 2016

Don't Let Me Go by Shrek

Hey hey hey
Ya gotta let me go with you
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak
Well maybe you do but that's why we gotta stick together
No no no, don't speak don't speak, don't speak
Just hear me out
I might surprise you
I'll be a friend when others despise you
Don't roll your eyes stop with the mopin'
You need a pal my calendar's open
I'll bring you soup when you feel congested
I'll bail you out when you get arrested
I got your back whe-whe-when when things get scary
And I'll shave it when it gets hairy
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go oh oh oh oh
You need me
You need me
I'll treat you right and never act shoddy
If you kill a man
I'll hide the body
Whadaya say?
You're not responding
I think we're bonding
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
You need me
You and me we belong together
Like butter and grits like kibbles and bits like yin and yang strum and drang
Like Eng and Chang attached at the hip
But not an old lady hip that might break
I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake
Like Cupid and Psyche like Pop Rocks and Mikey
We'll stick together like that Velcro stuff
I'm the fuzzy side you'll be spiky
Ooh, like little kids and the pajamas with those funny things at the bottom
You know, feeties
Like donuts and
What goes with donuts?
Donuts and diabetes
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Hold me, hug me take me please
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah please don't let me go
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you, I need you
I need you
Don't let me go go go
Don't let me g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go

OKAY... THE MOVIE WAS OKAY... BUT HOLY CRAP!!!! IT HAS BEEN TAKEN WAY WAY WAY TOO FAR. HOLLYWOOD HAS TO SQUEEZE EVERY DROP OF POSSIBLE PROFIT FROM THE TEET OF CREATIVITY! THE RESULT IS A MUSICAL BASED ON A MOVIE THAT WAS JUST OKAY TO BEGIN WITH.

2 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

Watching that video was the worst five minutes I've ever spent. Why? Why??!! Jesus Chris the world is a shitty enough place. Do we have to make it worse?? Now I am angry. I will go take it out on my kids and my friends. Fuck

Dan Tschirhart said...

Wow, I think we did better work on stage in high school

Ballet Elefante was better than this

I agree that there are way too many remakes, and sequels to movies that didn't need one

And movies turned into musicals

And a live action Grease & Rocky Horror

What the hell is that all about?

That's good old fashioned laziness, is what that is