Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The American Way by The Simpsons

[Shary Bobbins]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
[Bart] It's the American way!
[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
[Apu] For meat
[Shary Bobbins] And milk
[Apu] And milk!
[Shary Bobbins & Apu]
From nineteen-eighty-four!
[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!

IN HONOR OF BERV WRITING HIS SELF EVAL TODAY FOR A COMPANY THAT HAS AMERICA IN ITS NAME

3 comments:

Aaron Vattano said...

I will never write it. I will be fired before I waste my time with such meaningless bullhonkey shove off

Pirate Aggro said...

Good..... gooooooood.

Dan Tschirhart said...

Self evals are silly

So are "anonymous" evals of your boss - we all know they read them

Sherry Bobbins was an instant Simpsons favorite

I loved the part where Willy sings 'I'm a maniac' Flashdance style