Hokey Pokey by Debbi Doo

You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Left foot
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Right arm
You put your right arm in
You put your right arm out
You put your right arm in
And then you shake it all about

Left arm
You put your left arm in
You put your left arm out
You put your left arm in
And then you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Right elbow
You put your right elbow in
You put your right elbow out
You put your right elbow in
Then you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Left elbow
You put your left elbow in
You put your left elbow out
You put your left elbow in
And then you shake it all about

Head
You put your head in
You put your head out
You put your head in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Right hip
You put your Right hip in
You put your Right hip out
You put your Right hip in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Left hip
You put your left hip in
You put your left hip out
You put your left hip in
And you shake it all about

Whole self
You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out
You put your whole self in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Back side
You put your back side in
You put your back side out
You put your back side in
And you shake it all about

You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about

Hokey pokey
You do the hokey pokey
Hokey pokey
You do the hokey pokey
That's what it's all about

YEAH!!! SHAKE IT BABY!!!

Happy New Year by ABBA

No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say

Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbor is a friend
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on, feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway

Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbor is a friend
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

Seems to me now
That the dreams we had before
Are all dead, nothing more
Than confetti on the floor
It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of eighty-nine

Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbor is a friend
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I

WELL LET'S SEE... YOU'LL HAVE PRINCE SINGING ABOUT 1999... SO THATS A GOOD THING... SADLY YOUR ERA OF DISCO WILL BE LONG DEAD... THE FIRST GULF WAR WILL HAPPEN... I'LL GRADUATE FROM HIGHSCHOOL.. WACKYNESS ENSUES

If We Make It Through December by Merle haggard

If we make it through December
Everything's gonna be all right I know
It's the coldest time of winter
And I shiver when I see the falling snow

If we make it through December
Got plans to be in a warmer town
Come summer time
Maybe even California

If we make it through December
We'll be fine

Got laid off down at the factory
And their timing's not the greatest
In the world
Heaven knows I've been working hard

Wanted Christmas to be right
For daddy's girl
I don't mean to hate December
It's meant to be the happy time of year

And my little girl don't understand
Why daddy can't afford no Christmas here

MERLE YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU GOT YER HEALTH. WHAT YOU WANT WITH A JOB

Baby It's Cold Outside by Dean Martin

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry?
Father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink? - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside

I've got to get home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Thrill when you touch my hand
Why don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside 

NO MEANS NO BRO.... SHEESH! SO DOES MAYBE...

Into The Mystic by Van Morrison

We were born before the wind
Also younger than the sun
Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic
Hark, now hear the sailors cry
Smell the sea and feel the sky
Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic

And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home
And when the fog horn blows I want to hear it
I don't have to fear it

And I want to rock your gypsy soul
Just like way back in the days of old
And magnificently we will flow into the mystic

When that fog horn blows you know I will be coming home
And when that fog horn whistle blows I got to hear it
I don't have to fear it

And I want to rock your gypsy soul
Just like way back in the days of old
And together we will flow into the mystic
Come on girl...

Too late to stop now...

WELL... I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THIS SONG.... NEVER READ THE LYRICS... NOW I HAVE... I STILL LIKE THE SONG... EVEN THOUGH THE LYRICS ARE LARGELY MEANINGLESS

You Should See Me In A Crown by Billie Eilish

Bite my tongue, bide my time
Wearing a warning sign
Wait 'til the world is mine
Visions I vandalize
Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyes

You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)

Count my cards, watch them fall
Blood on a marble wall
I like the way they all
Scream
Tell me which one is worse
Living or dying first
Sleeping inside a hearse
I don't dream

You say
Come over baby
I think you're pretty
I'm okay
I'm not your baby
If you think I'm pretty

You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)

Crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)

WHY WHOULD YOU GIVE YOURSELF OLD LADY HAIR? OLD LADY HAIR IS FOR WHEN YOU ARE AN OLD LADY...

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by U2

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you

I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like fire
This burning desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I believe in the kingdom come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
Well yes I'm still running

You broke the bonds and you
Loosed the chains
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Of my shame
You know I believed it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for... 

SHEESH MAN... WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT YOU NEVER WILL...

Dancin in the Sheets by Shalamar

I caught you smiling
I know I've seen you here before
How come you're hiding
Hey don't cha wanna hit the floor?

The place is crowded
Or maybe you don't like the beat
I got a two-track playing in my head
So let me take you somewhere else instead
(Dancing in the sheets)

Grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends
I wanna take you where the night never ends
I feel the need to sweep you off of your feet
You and me we should be dancing in the sheets
(Dancing in the sheets)

We feel the rhythm
We've got the music on our side
If we go with 'em
I'll bet we'll have a wonderful ride

Your hands are cold
So maybe we could make some heat
Love is always born on a chance
So wrap around me and baby let's dance
(Dancing in the sheets)

Grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends
I wanna take you where the night never ends
I feel the need to sweep you off of your feet
You and me we should be dancing in the sheets
(Dancing in the sheets)

Grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends
I wanna take you where the night never ends
I feel the need to sweep you off of your feet
You and me we should be dancing in the sheets
(Dancing in the sheets)
(Dancing in the sheets)
(Dancing in the sheets)
(Dancing in the sheets)
(Dancing in the sheets) 

WELL... I HOPE YOU GOT ALL NIGHT CUZ ITS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO GET OUT OF THAT OUTFIT

Sombody to Love by Queen

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(take a look at yourself)
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord, what you're doing to me

I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I work 'til I ache my bones
At the end (at the end of the day) I take home my hard-earned pay all on my own

I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray (praise the Lord)
'Til the tears run down from my eyes
Lord, somebody, somebody (please)
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(he works hard) everyday (everyday)
I try, and I try, and I try

But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
I got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, Lord
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
(Can anybody find me someone to love)

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (you just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love [repeat]

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

(Find me somebody to love)

WHEN I WAS A KID I WENT TO SOME YOUTH GROUP MEETING AT CHURCH, I COULDNT HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 8 OR 9. THE SUBJECT WAS THE EVILS OF ROCK AND ROLL. AS PART OF THE PRESENTATION THEY PLAYED A PORTION OF A QUEEN SONG AS AN EXAMPLE OF EVIL MUSIC. I REMEMBER THINKING 'THAT IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!!!' I HAVE BEEN A LIFELONG QUEEN FAN TO THIS DAY.