Louis: It seems today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we used to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Hedy Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to curl up and die.
Chorus: Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who positively can do
all the things that make us-
Stewie: Laugh and cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy!
I ALWAYS THOUGHT STEWIE WAS SAYING "EFFIN' CRY" I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO SINCE THAT IS MORE RAD