Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Jerk-Off by Tool

Use to be a bunch of assholes that lived in this part of the building here,
but we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
punishment would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs just like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
punishment would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs just like you.

Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.

MAYBE THIS IS JUST A LOVE SONG IN DISGUISE

4 comments:

Ryan Patterson said...

Man, this makes me laugh. I'm sure it's going to be too much for sensitive vaginas like aaron. On the one hand I appreciate the anger and frustration thats expressed down to a base concept but can be found in all walks of our culture. On the other hand the thought is very rigid, destructive, counter productive and intolerant. It's also rather self centered because it involves heaps of judgment and an assumption that there is a right and a wrong, and the fact that someone doesn't see the same right and wrong as you do means that something is amiss. On the third hand I also appreciate an individual's right to take his own life as he damn well pleases if this culture or life is too much to bear.

Ryan Patterson said...

Man, this makes me laugh. I'm sure it's going to be too much for sensitive vaginas like aaron. On the one hand I appreciate the anger and frustration thats expressed down to a base concept but can be found in all walks of our culture. On the other hand the thought is very rigid, destructive, counter productive and intolerant. It's also rather self centered because it involves heaps of judgment and an assumption that there is a right and a wrong, and the fact that someone doesn't see the same right and wrong as you do means that something is amiss. On the third hand I also appreciate an individual's right to take his own life as he damn well pleases if this culture or life is too much to bear.

Pirate Aggro said...

Based on the lyrics and the fact that the dude is wearing a bra in the video it leads me to beleave that maybe he was the wierdo in the neighborhood. But you know, thats okay. Dude wants to wear a bra thats okay with me. I draw the line at the killing though.

Aaron Vattano said...

This song makes me wish the Germans had won WWII. Then the censorship committee would filter out such garbage before it reached my ears.