Cold Cold Heart by Aretha Franklin

I've tried so hard, my dear, to show
That you're my every dream
And yet you're afraid each thing I do
Is just some evil scheme

A memory from your lonesome past
Keeps us so far apart
Why can't I free your doubtful mind
And melt your cold heart?

Another love before my time
Made your heart sad and blue
And so my heart, my heart is paying now
For all of the things I didn't do

In anger unkind words are said
And these are, these are the things that make the teardrops start
Why, oh why can't I free your doubtful mind?
Ooh honey, I'd really like to melt your cold, cold heart

Why, oh why can't I free your doubtful mind?
And I really, really like to melt your?...

UH, GIRL.... THAT DUDE NEEDS TO FIX HIMSELF BEFORE HE CAN BE THERE FOR YOU...AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT, MAYBE YOU NEED TO DO SOME INTROSPECTION AND FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS ENDING UP WITH BROKEN DUDES WHO NEED FIXING. HAVE SOME SELF R - E- S- P- E- C -T

Oy by the Gipsy Kings

Ay juganet la de mi vida
Ay juganet la de mi corpe
A la gitana de mia vida
A la gitana de mi amor
Ay capita que de mi esperas su nina
Que tenias un gran allegria
Que se imagine su mia muy bella
La quel diras su nom de mi

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita

Ahoraahora
Mira esta gitana
Mira como baila
Mira que tiene gracia
La carmena maya
De su forma de vivir
De su pronto de sentir
Mira la gitana
La carmena maya
Mira la gitana

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita

Di me ya si me quieres
O si no me despiertao
Di me si o tu me quieres
Que yo voy a decir lo

Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Oy venga qui venga ya tu bonita
Ay juganet of my life
  Ay juganet the one of my corp
  To the gypsy of my life
  To the gypsy of my love
  Oh capita that you expect your girl
  That you had a great allegiance
  May I imagine her very beautiful
  You'll say your name to me.

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty

  Now now
  Look at this gypsy
  Watch how you dance
  Look what's funny
  The Mayan Carmine
  From the way you live
  Your soon to feel
  Look at the gypsy
  The Mayan Carmine
  Look at the gypsy

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty

  Tell me now if you love me
  Or if I do not wake up
  Tell me if or do you love me
  That I am going to say it

  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty
  Oh come and your pretty

The Gipsy Kings remind me of a very specific time and place. Summer, 1995, Santa Fe

My Life by Billy Joel

Got a call from an old friend
We used to be real close
Said he couldn't go on the American way
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong, don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time

They will tell you you can't sleep alone
In a strange place
Then they'll tell you you can't sleep
With somebody else
Ah, but sooner or later you sleep
In your own space
Either way it's okay
You wake up with yourself

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright
I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance
I still belong, don't get me wrong
And you can speak your mind
But not on my time
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone

NOW THIS IS THE KIND OF BREAK-UP SONG I LIKE. NOT BOO - HOO FOR ME IM SO SAD LOOK AT HOW SAD I AM, BUT HEY I'VE MOVED ON TIME FOR YOU TO MOVE ON TOO. I'VE ALSO OFTEN WONDERED HOW PETER SKLAR FEELS ABOUT TOM HANKS.

Fall by Bug

The rise and fall of your God
will tell me the story of your city
The rise and fall of your faith
will show me the things I've been missing
Let the game begin
Let me lose or win
Let this war begin
Let us lose or win let's rise
The rise and fall of your God will tell me the story of your city
The rise and fall of your faith will show you the things I've been missing
Let the war begin
Let me lose or win
Let this fight begin
Let us lose or win this game
The rise and fall of your God will tell me the story of your city
Let the war begin Let me lose or win
Let this fight begin Let me lose or win this game

MARCELLA IS BAT SHIT... SHE HAS A BIG BLINKING SIGN ABOVE HER HEAD SAYING 'STAY AWAY' .... WHEN SHE GETS AROUND THE ROBOT FROM LOST IN SPACE IT WAVES IT'S ARMS AND SAYS 'DANGER WILL ROBINSON... DANGER..." YET BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL MANY DUDES GET SUCKED IN TO THIER DESTRUCTION.

Nostalgia by Emily Barker and the Red Clay Halo

Tram wires cross northern skies
Cut my red heart in two
My knuckles bleed down Johnston street
On a door that shouldn’t be in front of me

Twelve thousand miles away from your smile
I’m twelve thousand miles away from me
Standing on the corner of Brunswick
Got the rain coming down and mascara on my cheek

Oh whisper me words in the shape of a bay
Shelter my love from the wind and the rain

Crow fly be my alibi
And return this fable on your wing
Take it far away to where gypsies play
Beneath metal stars by the bridge

Oh write me a beacon so I know the way
Guide my love through night and through day

Only the sunset knows my blind desire for the fleeting
Only the moon understands the beauty of love
When held by a hand like the aura of nostalgia

WHAT DO I HAVE NOSTALGIA FOR?,,,,, HMMMM.... I'M NOT SURE. BACK IN THE DAY I THOUGHT LIKE AN ARTIST. NOW I THINK LIKE A SOCIAL WORKER.

Freeze Frame by J. Geils Band

I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
Her lipstick reflex got me wound
There were no defects to be found
Snapshot image froze without a sound

Thursday morning was a hot-flash factor
Her face still focused in my mind
Doo-dloo-dloo
Test-strip proofsheet love is hard to find

Doo-dloo-dloo
Friday night, we danced the spotlight grind
Doo-dloo-dloo
Stop time heart for me if she's not mine

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Now I'm looking at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feeling just won't disappear
Doo-dloo-dloo
Close up, dark room, sweet talk in my ear

Doo-dloo-dloo
Her hot-spot love for me is strong
Doo-dloo-dloo
This freeze-frame moment can't be wrong

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo
Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo
Shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo

Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, freeze frame
Freeze frame, whoo, and I freeze

Yeah

Freeze frame, oh yeah, freeze frame
If I could freeze frame, freeze frame, freeze frame
If I could freeze, she's real, whoo, freeze frame
If I could freeze, she's ahhh, freeze frame
If I could shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo, freeze frame
If I could shoot, shoot - doo-dloo-dloo, freeze frame

JESUS, MEET MR. GEILS. MR. GEILS, jESUS. MR. GEILS WILL BE PROVIDING TONIGHT'S MUSIC. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY CENTERFOLD

Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry

Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like a-ringing a bell

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
Oh, the engineer would see him sittin' in the shade
Strummin' with the rhythm that the drivers made
The people passing by, they would stop and say
"Oh my, but that little country boy could play"

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

His mother told him, "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a big ol' band
Many people comin' from miles around
To hear you play your music when the sun go down
Maybe someday your name'll be in lights
Sayin' 'Johnny B. Goode tonight!'"

Go go
Go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go go go Johnny go!
Go
Johnny B. Goode!

THEY DONT MAKE EM LIKE YOU ANY MORE MR. BERRY. TELL JESUS HI FOR ME.

Sand Clit by Kasabain

Here's a song about jacking off
I jack off with my left hand
Together on the sand
We walked hand in hand
On the beach front, she smiled at me
As she tightly held my hand
I had my thumb up in her stubble
Country music
Played on the radio
So I turned it off
We walked down to the water
As I fucked your grandma's daughter
The wave it swept us away
What a hoe? What a hoe?
What a hoe?

UH.... WOW. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A SONG ABOUT SAND BECAUSE I RECENTLY VISITED SAND DUNE NATIONAL PARK. I DONT THIK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MORE... WOW.

Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams

My baby, he don't talk sweet
He ain't got much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway

And maybe he don't dress fine
But I don't really mind
'Cause every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

My baby may not be rich
He's watchin' every dime
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
We always have a real good time
And maybe he sings off-key
But that's alright by me, yeah
'Cause what he does, he does so well
Makes me wanna yell

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

'Cause every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer

Let's hear it for the boy
Oh, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa, let's hear it for the boy

(Let's hear it for the boy) Let's hear it for my man
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man...
(Let's hear it for the boy)
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Let's hear it for my man, yeah...
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Pull yourself together
(Let's hear it for my babe)
(Let's hear it for the boy) Whoa, let's hear it for my boy
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man
(Let's hear it for the boy)
(Let's hear it for my babe) Let's hear it for my man

AHHHHH, GOD BLESS HIS LITTLE 'OL HEART

Everything's Alright by Jesus Christ Superstar

Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And we want you to sleep well tonight.
Let the world turn without you tonight.
If we try, we'll get by, so forget all about us tonight

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Sleep and I shall soothe you, calm you, and anoint you.
Myrrh for your hot forehead, oh.
Then you'll feel
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And it's cool, and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet.
Close your eyes, close your eyes
And relax, think of nothing tonight.
Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Woman your fine ointment, brand new and expensive
Should have been saved for the poor.
Why has it been wasted? We could have raised maybe
Three hundred silver pieces or more.
People who are hungry, people who are starving
They matter more than your feet and hair!

Try not to get worried, try not to turn on to
Problems that upset you, oh.
Don't you know

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

Surely you're not saying we have the resources
To save the poor from their lot?
There will be poor always, pathetically struggling.
Look at the good things you've got.
Think while you still have me!
Move while you still see me!
You'll be lost, and you'll be sorry when I'm gone.

Sleep and I shall soothe you, calm you and anoint you.
Myrrh for your hot forehead/
Then you'll feel
Everything's alright, yes, everything's fine.
And it's cool and the ointment's sweet
For the fire in your head and feet.
Close your eyes, close your eyes, and relax
Think of nothing tonight.

Everything's alright, yes, everything's alright, yes.

I HOPE WE ALL HAVE SOMEONE IN OUR LIVES WHO WILL SING US THIS SONG TO COMFORT US EVEN WHEN WE KNOW THINGS WILL NOT BE ALRIGHT ANYTIME SOON

Break A Guitar by Ty Segall

Baby gonna break a guitar
Gonna make it a real big star
Baby gonna break a guitar
Gonna make it a real big star

Oh, looks like it's gonna rain
It's gonna rain, it's gonna rain

Oh, baby, take a guitar
I want you to be a big star
Oh, baby, take a guitar
I want you to be a big star

Oh, I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain

Come on, take it
Take my guitar
I'll be, I'll be at the bar

I was made in the, made in the rain
Oh, I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain
I was made in the, made in the rain

IS THIS GUY RELATED TO THE SEGALL MARTIAL ARTS DUDE WHO GOT FAT AND TURNED INTO A RIGHT WING NUT-JOB? OR MAYBE HE IS RELATED TO THE JOHNATHAN LIVINGSTON? AT ANY RATE, YES... WHILE HE IS AT THE BAR QUIETLY TAKE THE GUITAR OUT INTO THE RAIN AND SMASH IT,

Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing by Chris Isaak

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.

You ever love someone so much you thought your little heart was gonna break in two?
I didn't think so.
You ever tried with all your heart and soul to get you lover back to you?
I wanna hope so.
You ever pray with all your heart and soul just to watch her walk away?

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.

You ever toss and turn your lying awake and thinking about the one you love?
I don't think so.
You ever close your eyes your making believe your holding the one your dreaming of?
Well if you say so.
I hurts so bad when you finally know just how low, low, low, low, low, she'll go.

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.
Baby did a bad bad thing, feel like crying, feel like crying.

Ohh. Feel like crying, feel like crying.
Ohh, feel like crying, feel like crying.

Baby did a bad bad thing, baby did a bad bad thing.

REALLY NOW, HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

No Promises by San Fermin

Hey honey
Are you giving up
Hey honey
You look a little tired now

Wasn't very long ago
We were wolfing down America
Living in the undergrowth
And buzzing in the night

[Chorus]
On and on and round and round we circle
Up and down we're floating on the tide

I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises

Hey honey
I know it's been a while
Hey honey
I wouldn't blame you if you turned around

[Chorus]
On and on and round and round we circle
Up and down we're floating on the tide
I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises

Pack your bags
Leave your home
Drive all night
Do it for me

Change your clothes
Hold your coats
Cut your ties
Do it for me

Wet your lips
Dry your tears
Drink your doubts
Do it for me

Waste your youth
Count your years
Lose yourself
Do it for me

[Chorus 2x]
I won't promise you if you follow me around
I won't let you down, I won't let you down
Been wandering who's to say if we'll be found
No promises
No promises

SO HERE IS MY ADVICE TO THE DUDE THIS CHICK IS SINGING TO... BUT HE WONT LISTEN... BECAUSE I AM A MIDDLE AGED MAN... AND HE IS A DUDE IN HIS 20S WHO THINKS HE IS IN LOVE. DUDE IF THE CHICK SAYS WELL GO AHEAD AND HANG BE WITH ME BUT I MIGHT LET YOU DONT. THATS JUST A HALF ASS WAY OF SAYING "IM NOT ALL IN AND YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE SO PREPAIR FOR ME TO BAIL." THE DUDE WONT LISTEN. AND SOMEDAY HE WILL BE THE MIDDLE AGED DUDE TALKING TO THE LOVE SMITTEN 20ISH.

Burning Car by John Foxx

she was dressed in a white suit
she looked like a bride too
chorus:
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
then i looked at the sunset
and it felt like a stage set
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
alright
and i looked at my watch face
i remembered the time and place
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
and i breathed in the night perfume
as we met in the dark room
it’s a burning car
it’s a burning car
alright

IF YOU ARE EVER IN A BURING CAR HERE IS WHAT YOU DO: 1. GET OUT. 2. RUN. 3. ONCE YOU REACH A SAFE DISTANCE TURN AROUND PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS AND SHAKE YOUR HEAD SADLY.

That's What's Up by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros

I'll be the church, you be the steeple
You be the King, I'll be the people
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind
While I was being such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind
But you helped me change my mind

I'll be the sun, you be the shining
You be the clock, I'll be the timing
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought you'd leave me behind
While I was feeling so upset, I thought the sun never shine

Then I found Forever
Hey! Hey! love!
We've been best friends forever darling
That's' what's up!

Forever!
No matter what!
You've got my love to lean on darling
That's what's up!
You've got my love to lean on darling
No matter what!

You be the book, I'll be the binding
You be the words, I'll be the rhyming
While I was feeling such a wreck, I thought of losing my mind
While I was feeling such a mess, I thought the sun never shine

You be the bird, I'll be the feather
We'll be the best of friends forever
While I was feeling such a mess I thought you'd leave me behind
When I was feeling such a wreck, I thought you'd treat me unkind

Then I'll find
Forever! And Always!
You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days!
Forever!
Come what may!
You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days!

You've got my love to lean on darling
All the days
All of our days
Yeah...
Love is a shelter
Love is a cause
Love goes on forever
Yeah, Love will leads us all
Love! It is our honor
Love! It is our all
Love goes on forever
Yeah, Love it is our home

Oh yeah!
Yeah! That's what's up!
Oh yeah!
That's what's up!
Yeah That's what's up!

YOU JUST KEEP YOUR STEEPLE TO YOURSELF

Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy

Girl I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me
After all of the things i've done for you
I buy you champagne, roses and put diamonds on your fingers
But still you hang out all night, what am I to do

My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, she parties all the time
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)
Whoooohooohoohoo (party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (party all the time)

Girl I seen you at clubs, just hangin out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night because your out romancin
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

But My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time,
party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time (hold) yeah

party party party party party

whoooooo
whoooohoohooo

she likes to party all the time
she lets her hair down
she likes to party down

UH, DUDE... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

Late March Death March by Freightened Rabbit

I cursed in church again, and the hand-claps all fell quiet
I watched the statue of you cry
The candle is blown, so we start the black march home
Through a stale and silent night

There's a funeral in your eyes and a drunk priest at your side
Staggering sermons never wash
There's no reproach, from a lit touch paper booth
Got stubborn marrow in bastard bones
Should we just get home, sleep this off
Throw some sorry's and then, do it all again, well...

Folded arms clutch homicide
The bridge is out and the river is high
This is a march death march, march death march
Yeah, there isn't a God, so I save my breath
Pray silence for the road ahead
And this march death march, march death march
Yeah I went too far

As we walk through an hour long pregnant pause
No grain of truce can be born
My bridge is burned, perhaps we'll shortly learn
That it was arson all along
Can we just get home, sleep this off
Throw some sorry's and then, do it all again.
Well like Bulver said, "less heart and more head"
So unfurrow that brow, and plant those seeds of doubt, oh

Folded arms clutch homicide
The bridge is out and the river is high
And this march death march, march death march
Ahh, there isn't a God, so I save my breath
Pray silence for the road ahead
And this march death march, march death march
The dead balloons and withered flowers
Sorry cannot save me now
And this march death march, march death march
Think I went too far

March death march, march death march
I went too far
March death march, march death march
Well, I went too far, I went too far
I went too far, I went too far
I went too far, I went too far
March death march
I went too far

WELL... EARLY MARCH DEATH MARCH REALLY...

Sculpture by Skalpel

Here I am again on the brink of destruction
Lost all senses of comprehension
What I have seen is cold reality
The stage has frozenb but still approaching
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path and a missing key
Chaos in my mind, I am lost in thought
Never an end, why won’t it stop?
A sculpture ideal to be perfect in all ways
But what I see is a statue with no face
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path and a missing key
Looking down at the past forgotten
Undying memory of what was and that should have been
You’re not the fear, it’s me
Is there something here that is pulling me back?
Did I lose myself in this attack?
Arranging my mind’s complex thoughts
To be released from this predestined loss
Death takes its toll on me
Mind decay
Disminded energy
Haunted by yesterday
Don’t want my soul to bleed
Senses astray
Lost sanity
Time to pay
Hidden in this world that was made for me
Standing alone, I am freezing
The door is locked now, I’m trapped in me
One-way path that no one can see

WELL DUDE YOU NEED TO SEE THAT MOVIE THE BUTTERFLY AND THE DIVING BELL OR THAT ONE ON THAT SMART MATH DUDE FROM ENGLAND. YOU CAN BECOME A GENIOUS. MOSTLY THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT YOU JUST END UP LAYING IN YOUR FILTH UNTIL SOME DISGRUNTLED WORKER GETTING PAID 8 DOLLARS AN HOUR SCRAPES YOU OFF AND PUTS YOU TO BED.

The American Way by The Simpsons

[Shary Bobbins]
If there's a task that must be done,
Don't turn your tail and run
Don't pout! Don't sob!
Just do a half-assed job!
If you cut every corner,
It's really not so bad.
Everybody does it,
Even Mum and Dad.
If nobody see it, then nobody gets mad!
[Bart] It's the American way!
[Shary Bobbins] The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet.
[Chief Wiggum] Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
[Shary Bobbins] And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat!
[Apu] For meat
[Shary Bobbins] And milk
[Apu] And milk!
[Shary Bobbins & Apu]
From nineteen-eighty-four!
[Shary Bobbins] If you cut every corner, you'll have more time for play!
[Shary Bobbins & the Simpsons] It's the American way!

IN HONOR OF BERV WRITING HIS SELF EVAL TODAY FOR A COMPANY THAT HAS AMERICA IN ITS NAME

I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying by Sting

Seven weeks have passed now since she left me
And she shows her face to ask me how I am.
She says the kids are fine and that they miss me,
Maybe I could come and babysit sometime.

She says "Are you ok? I was worried about you,
Can you forgive me? I hope that you'll be happy."
I said "I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm so happy, I'm laughing through my tears."

I saw a friend of mine. He said "I was worried about you,
I heard she had another man. I wondered how you felt about it"
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm so happy I'm laughing through my tears.

Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News
He got me joint custody and legal separation.
I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears.

I can't stop crying, I'm laughing through my tears,
I'm laughing through my tears.

I took a walk along last night, I looked up at the stars,
To try and find an answer in my life.
I chose a star for me, I chose a star for him,
I chose two stars for my kids and one star for my wife.
Something made me smile, something seemed to ease the pain,
Something 'bout the universe and how it's all connected.

The park is full of Sunday fathers and melted ice cream.
We try to do the best within the given time.
A kid should be with his mother, everybody knows that,
What can a father do but babysit sometimes.

I saw that friend of mine, he said "you look different somehow."
I said "everybody's got to leave the darkness sometimes."
I said, "I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears."

"I'm so happy that I can't stop crying,
I'm laughing through my tears, I'm laughing through my tears."

USUALLY SONGS THAT ARE ABOUT FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF WHEN YOU GET DUMPED ANNOY ME... THIS ONE, THOUGH, PERFECTLY CAPTURES SOMETHING TRUE... I GUESS STING DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FINISH HIS HAIR CUT BEFORE THEY FILMED THIS VIDEO.