Friday, March 09, 2018

My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
(Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't asking,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.


My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love-drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
'Cause of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps
(Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk with my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky right.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryna feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryna dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do with all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

So real 





3 comments:

Aaron said...

Well. I had some respect for the black eyed peas. But after seeing that video it’s gone. That was awesomely horrible. I feel like they were making fun of stupid rap videos. But they failed. If they were making fun it’s still totally lame. And if they weren’t it’s even lamer. Either way that was one of the lamest pieces of garbage I’ve ever seen. And the video was 30 frames per second. Very lame.

Dan Tschirhart said...

I never really listened to the Peas, but my friends did, so I heard them on occasion

When one of their songs came on, I would think 'oh this is the Black Eyed Peas' and move on

I never thought of them again until the next time I heard them

But when they performed at the Super Bowl Halftime some years back

Wow, they were awful, it was actually somewhat painful just to watch them fail

Despite her weird anthem a few weeks back, the only one with a voice at all was Fergie

Without Auto-tune on the Super Bowl stage, they were dead in the water

It was really bad, one of the worst SB halftime shows of all

Although whose idea was it to put a sleep inducing band on the SB stage last year?

I mean c'mon, Coldplay? Why don't you just book Enya?

Did you know Up With People have four SB halftime shows under their belt? I had no idea

This song is ridiculous and the video is comical

To give them a little credit, they did have a few hooks

But the body of work around them was a hot mess

Pirate Aggro said...

What does 30 frames per second do?

I don't think they were being ironic.

SB halftime shows are, in general, like the opening act for a band you paid $50+ to see. Everyone endures them but is thinking "get it over with Goddamnit and get on with the real show." Sometimes they are downright hostile.

We saw a band who's opening act was a Justin Beiber wanna be (isn't that sad? It's pathetic on top of pathetic.) Anyway I think they were filming a video because the first row by the stage was VERY enthusiastic. The other 9000 people there ignored. Then there was like a "click" and the audience became hostile. In one of those strange moments where there is a brief lull in the crowd noise someone shouted "YOU SUCK!" Then everyone was shouting. It was funny as hell. I don't think they were able to get the video shot. It reminded me of that scene in Blues Brothers where they play that bar where there is a fence in front of the stage to prevent bottles from hitting the performers and through the entire song all these bottles are smashing on the fence.